Mr. Niss asked for a raise....how dare he!

[Dystopian]

Here's his letter:

I, P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

Response

Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You often leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V.Gina

*This is not an email joke. I know Mr. Niss*


peace~

[bluesbassman]

1. Sounds like a slacker to me.

:)

[Dystopian]

3. Hey!

:hi:

He is!


Nice to 'see' you....:hug:


peace~

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Dystopian!

ROFLMAO!

Poor Mr. Niss.........awwww.

:rofl:

[Dystopian]

4. OMG!

Peggy:hug:

And you pity the fool!
:rofl:
You're such an angel.

I've never had a thread locked in the lounge before....I've known Mr. Niss for many years.

I think I'm in your time zone tonight!
Between MA and CA...no time, just space..



peace~

[rurallib]

5. I believe Mr. Niss needs a much wider variety of work places

and environments. Perhaps his problem could be remedied with occasional change?

[Dystopian]

7. Mr. Niss? Is that you?

omg...that's why he didn't get a raise...too many 'occasional' changes, variety of workplaces...among other things.

I think that you may be in big trouble!:o

:hi:



peace~

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. :-)

:loveya:

:hug:

:hi:

[Dystopian]

8. Hey sweetie~

Tuesday Afternoon:hug:

:loveya: backatcha!

Is it not funny that we all know Mr. Niss?
It's enough to drive one buggy!;-)


peace~