Well I'm a little disappointed with this Rapture thing. Friends from

Old Troop

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Sat May-21-11 04:56 PM
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Well I'm a little disappointed with this Rapture thing. Friends from

work sent me an e-mail asking where I was; they were waiting by the free cotton candy machine at the gates of heaven and hoping that I'd made it. Damn.

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Taverner

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Sat May-21-11 04:59 PM
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1. I've been raptured. Yeah, I know, I'm an Atheist. It turns out he wanted us, not believers

You see - his followers did all the groveling and prostrating themselves - and God couldn't stand it

Sure, in his younger days he was a bit jealous, but at 6,000 he's mellowed out and took in a stray Beagle. The right dog can do that to someone.

Anyway, Dawkins, Sagan and I are all here - pretty funny, no?

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