Something a light light

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What do you call a contestant on 'Jackass?













A Republican


How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?











Too many: First they need a committee to investigate why they need a lightbulb, then they need another committee to check the wattage of the light, then they find out much Federal funds it's going to take to buy enough bulbs, then they need a committee to put out a no-bid contract for the task, and then they find out a Democrat changed the lightbulb 5 minutes after it burned out.