Sometimes you just need to drop a string of f-bombs and defeatist sentiments.

[LaraMN]

My position at work pretty much dictates that I can't make public assertions about my politics, write letters to the editor, say much of anything negative to anyone I meet, go to the store with messy hair, blah blah blah. As much as I enjoy my job otherwise, sarcasticLara sometimes wants to puke at the amount of sunshine I have to crap out all the time. This week/month/year just sucks, and I'm tired of acting as though it doesn't. /end of rant. thanks for your tolerance. I know it could be a million times worse.

[MrCoffee]

1. I heart you

I really really do.

[LaraMN]

2. I heart you too!

It's good to feel heart-ed.

:hug:

[rurallib]

3. That's the rant? Let it rip! That is very mild for the lounge.

Maybe MFM could find just the picture for your mood.
like:



eta - hope you feel better. This is a good place to get a chuckle. :grouphug:

[LaraMN]

4. I'm out of practice!

I've been reduced to muttering "stupidf@ckers..." and the like under my breath. Can relate to the picture for sure! :D

[freshwest]

5. Ah, shoot, can't you even roll your eyes at anyone? You're being oppressed!

[RedCloud]

6. So how long have you been a preacher?

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. You need to get one of these T-shirts and wear it under your clothes.

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Enjoy 'em before phucking Photobucket disappears 'em.
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[txwhitedove]

8. You could do like my co-worker and just suddenly loudly spell F-U-C-K!!!

... to which the Fed Ex man who had silently walked into the office, replied
"I can spell."

[freshwest]

9. Then one could say they misspelled and were calling Donald. Quack, quack.

[RedCloud]

11. Or "If you see Kay" tell her I am ready!

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. My favorite line when someone says, "Pardon my French"?

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"That wasn't French."
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[RandomThoughts]

12. I disagree.

It can never be worse, then an unjust unacceptable situation.

Any situation, if unjust and incorrect is the same as any other.

It can't be worse, it can only get better.

[siligut]

13. Just write it all down and then keep it under your socks in a drawer

But get it out. SarcasticLara deserves a voice.

[LaraMN]

14. I've been flicking people off inside my pockets.

It at least slightly amuses me.
:P

[siligut]

15. Shaking your head no when you say yes also works

I am going to borrow the bird in the pocket trick, very creative.

[LaraMN]

16. It's textbook passive-aggressive Minnesota Nice.

I'm a champion of form.

[davsand]

17. Announce privately that "have a nice day!"

Actually means, "Fuck you anally with a chainsaw" or something equally offensive then tell EVERYONE to have nice day while you smile happily. That trick provides me with hours of amusement in my government office. "Thank you for coming in!" works well too...

I act like a juvenile but it keeps me sane.

:banghead:



Laura

[SOteric]

18. *snort*