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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-11 04:46 PM
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Fill in the blanks: I have _______ blood and _______ DNA.
I have squirrel blood and Kal el DNA
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-11 04:52 PM
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1. red...long and stringy nt
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-11 04:57 PM
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3. Cerebral eh!
:rofl:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-11 04:53 PM
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2. I have alcohol for blood and questionable DNA.
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Tikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-11 04:57 PM
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4. I have some kind of enzyme missing in my...
blood, so I can donate my blood to new-born babies and familial DNA.



Tikki
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-11 05:00 PM
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5. I have writer blood and artist DNA.
Makes it hell to make anything commercial marketable.
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-11 05:02 PM
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6. I have -
sad, enemic blood and Keanu Reeves's DNA.

Really, Keanu shared a his beer with some of his overly heated fans during a show and I got to sip a tiny drop of Keanu Nectar (aka backwash) from his bottle. :loveya:
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-11 06:44 PM
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7. I have lost some blood and all my DNA
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-11 06:52 PM
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8. B+, deoxyribonucleic
'Deoxyribonucleic DNA' being redundantly redundant, of course.
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chollybocker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-11 07:25 PM
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9. I have thick blood and questionable DNA.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-11 11:05 PM
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10. Okay.
I have a serious thirst that can only be slaked by dining on CallMeWesley's blood and strapping BeachBaby to a gurney so I can manipulate and mutate her DNA.

Aaaaannnnnnnndddd scene!
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-11 01:40 PM
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13. Does she know about this fetish?
hummm :rofl: I'm telling right now.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-11 01:51 PM
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14. Are you missing your basement days, darling?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-11 02:16 PM
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15. My lawyer has advised me not to answer that.
He also advised me to put my pants on, but he's not the boss of me.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-11 03:42 PM
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18. Hahahaha!
:rofl:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-11 02:32 PM
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16. I have perverted blood
and twisted DNA. Oh wait. THATS YOU DOC! :evilgrin:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-11 11:35 PM
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11. On Sale, Going-out-of-business
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-11 01:40 PM
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12. OK
Edited on Fri Mar-04-11 01:49 PM by LaurenG
I have O positive blood and human DNA. I would have rather said I have vegetable blood and mutant DNA. They are both probably true.

typo
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-04-11 02:35 PM
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17. or mutant blood and vegtable DNA. That works.
:rofl:
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