Tha Canary that Swallowed the Cat of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow. Gonna surprise them with Duck Wad, my new campaign name that shows I'm just a normal guy with a nickname, and I'll just bet the votes start rolling in! Heck, I bet when Kerry gets a eyefull of the ol' Wad on the trail, he just might cash in his chips. Gee, . . . he might even vote for me himself. . . . That's the power of Duck Wad. You bet."

[Insider]

1. dad was right. i AM the shizzle

[bloodyjack]

2. you're ok

:hi:

[Insider]

4. mom was right. i DO rule

LOL

[wysimdnwyg]

3. I just don't understand why all those people don't like me...

I mean, just look at me! Here I am, looking all patriotic and stuff in front of these flags... I wonder if anyone wants me to sign those... Ooh, I don't feel good. Maybe I shouldn't have ate that 3-day old burrito... buurrr-Ito! Man, those Mexicans sure talk funny, with their r's and stuff...

[sam sarrha]

5. I think BUTT WAD fits him better.............

[Ganja Ninja]

6. "I think we need a few more flags for this photo-op."

You just can't ever have too many flags.

[Mandomaniac]

7. Boy, I sure like to take it in the ass

Feels good!

[skip fox]

8. An auspicious opening, Mandomaniac,

and welcome to DU :toast: !!!!!

[tjwash]

9. The smaller the penis, the more flags they fly.

:evilgrin:

[regularguy]

10. President Bush adresses Mrs. Stevenson's 2nd grade class:

"Try burning one of these, assholes!!!!!!"

[skip fox]

11. "Gee. What did I ever do before Depends?"

:toast:

[cosmicdot]

12. W is thinking: all those flags, and W realizes his zipper's at half mast

[skip fox]

13. W. is "thinking": "WOW! Wait til they see how I'm going to begin

the whole Duck Wad Campaign! Got that duck call in my pocket and after the introduction, gonna step right up to the mike while pulling it out and give them all a good ol' Duck Wad Blast! Boy is that gonna be something to remember or what? And then start right in singing my Duck Wad Melody with more blasts from the duck call between verses, real subtle-like. They'll love it! Betja with a beginning like that, Karl will see he's wrong and won't slap me every time I bring up the idea again. . . . Boy, . . . I can't hardly wait."

[BringEmOn]

14. "I can rub myself off with my little finger and nobody notices."