Anthropologists Trace Human Origins Back To One Large Goat

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EW YORK—An international team of anthropologists announced Monday it had traced the lineage of Homo sapiens back to a single large Pliocene-era goat.

"We have mapped out each of the diverse branches of the human family back to the dawn of our species," Douglas Ochs of Columbia University said, "and found that the common ancestor of all living humans was an immense and cognitively advanced goat that roamed the earth 3.4 million years ago, foraging for…uh…"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Well, geez... ya don't have to go back THAT far.

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