"Trekland", The TNG remix of Let It Be, and more on Startrek.com (Satire)

[AmericanErrorist]

Trekland: Paramount Announces the Final Frontier of Fun!

Paramount Parks, a leading developer and operator of regional theme parks and location-based entertainment attractions, has announced plans for an all-new, completely original theme park based on one of entertainment's biggest franchises — Star Trek. The new park, to be called "Trekland," is slated to open by the year 2010 at Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, future home to Starfleet and the spot where Kirk landed a cloaked bird-of-prey.

http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/news/article/5113.html

EDITOR'S PICK: "Let It Be... Naked Now"

Newly remixed and digitally remastered, the classic TNG hits of yesteryear come to life with stunning sound on the new album "Let It Be ... Naked Now." This album brings back so many memories, from the Betazoid refrains of "I Sense a Feeling" to the passionate ballad "Don't Beam Me Down" to the mysteriously catchy "Across the Mirror Universe," fans can experience it all over again with this amazing release.

http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/store/news/article/5114.html

New Series Announced: Klingon Eye for the Human Guy

Five Klingon men, out to make over the world — one p'tak at a time.
They are the va'B Five: an elite team of Klingons dedicated to extolling the simple virtues of honor, tradition and style.

Each week their mission is to transform an honor-deficient and culture-deprived human from weakling to warrior in each of their respective categories: fashion, cuisine, grooming, ritual and honorable living.
http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/store/news/article/5114.html

with much more at http://www.startrek.com

[Cannikin]

1. Xindi-Brady! LOL...I love it.