Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

The time has come for someone to put their foot down. And that foot is me.

[MrMickeysMom]

1. God, I love that... as Mandy Pepperidge said...

"Greg, honey.... Is it SUPPOSED to be this soft?"

[pokerfan]

10. That was Babs

Mandy said, "Is anything happening yet? My arm's tired." :rofl:

[MrMickeysMom]

24. Oh, yeah, that's right...

:rofl:

There will never be another Animal House, just like there will never be another Blazing Saddles!

[hibbing]

2. Mine's bigger

Howdy,
A bit more of an obscure reference, but I love that scene, what a classic movie.

Peace

[pokerfan]

27. Vegetables are sensual; people are sensuous...

:rofl:

Nothing's obscure when you have the movie memorized!

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. (coff)BLOWJOB(coff) (coff)BLOWJOB(coff)

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Or, as edited for television:
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(coff)SNOWJOB(coff)(coff)SNOWJOB(coff)
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[MrMickeysMom]

25. God, it's 10 times worse when they think they censor these things!

Bad enough, they can't synchronize the lips!

[nolabear]

4. alittlebitsofternow alittlebitsofternow alittlebitsofternow alittlebitsofternow

ALITTLEBITLOUDERNOW ALITTLEBITLOUDERNOW ALITTLEBITLOUDERNOW ALITTLEBITLOUDERNOW!

[bluesbassman]

5. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...

Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!

[blue_roses_lib]

28. Ramming SPEEEEEEEEED!!!!

Priceless. LOVE this movie.

:toast:

[zen_bohemian]

6. I'm a zit, get it?

:)

[abq e streeter]

7. THE funniest movie in all human (and otherwise) history

[driver8]

8. "Is that a pledge pin?? On your uniform?!!" The actor who played Neidermeyer

used to go to the same dog park that we go to, and I would chat with him once in awhile. I used to think, "I'm talking to 'the Maestro!'".

[Gold Metal Flake]

11. The two wettest Ps ever overenunciated in film history.

[hibbing]

12. The Maestro

Hey,
Nice snag, I forgot about that role of his. Was he a nice guy in person? I love your line too, with him practically spitting when he was saying it. I wish this movie was on the teevee more often.

Peace

[driver8]

17. He was a very nice guy.

The line I chose from "Animal House" is probably my favorite from that movie. It cracks me up every time!!

[Gold Metal Flake]

9. Whut are we spose ta do ya mo-ron?

Germans?

[Richard Steele]

13. My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. nm

[sarge43]

14. Better listen to him; he's pre-med. n/t

[Richardo]

15. "You can do what you want to us...but I am not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth...

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!! GENTLEMEN!"

[Bunny]

19. The Otter Defense!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PYb_anBMus

[Blue_Tires]

31. greatest scene from the greatest movie...

[HughBeaumont]

16. You MIND if we DANCE wif yo DATES?

[driver8]

18. We...are going to die...

"I used to touch Fawn like this."

"I know...she told me."

LOVE, love, love this movie!!!

[LynneSin]

20. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

:D

I heard that's what Michelle Bachmann is saying too!

[Yavin4]

21. "Hey, you fucked up. You trusted us."

which should be the Republican motto to America for the Bush years.

[RT Atlanta]

22. So... if you mention extortion again...

I'll have your legs broken! And another thing... you better sit on that zoo fraternit of yours....

-Carmine DePasto (dad of the high school gal that Kroger takes to the toga party who gets left in the grocery cart on her door step) to Dean Wormer

[Mendocino]

23. Greg Marmalade

Former Nixon Aide, raped in prison 1974.

[Richard Steele]

26. Hey, look at my thumb...nm

[hibbing]

29. I found a site with sound clips

Hi,
Came across this site with sound clips, not the best of quality though, but still kind of nifty.

http://www.acmewebpages.com/animal/sounds.htm

Peace

[pokerfan]

30. They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!