Life as we know it.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[jotsy]

1. I cohabitated with an artist for a spell...

Asked him to sketch me something like this, but...my image was of a grave, a skeletal hand grasping a baby shovel and a straw sticking from the ground...

and the caption reads...

ever ready.

By the by
<http://comedians.jokes.com/kyle-dunnigan/videos/kyle-dunnigan---lame-story/>

There's some things vanilla just can't do! For everything else there's Mifimo!

[Tom_Foolery]

2. Bingo!!!

[Duer 157099]

3. All except the next-to-last one

That one should be him tripping and just falling into the grave. A swan dive? I don't think so.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. I agree (for the most part -- some in the end-stages WOULD gladly dive)...

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...but I couldn't ABSOLUTELY convince myself that the artist didn't MEAN to
convey tripping -- but did it poorly.
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