Victory is ours, victory is ours, great day in the morning, victory is ours!

[WilliamPitt]

Last October, my wife got a $200 ticket for failing to get out of an ambulance's way (in a traffic jam, next to a construction site). We argued it, I wrote my wife's argument script, and we went to court this morning AND WON.

Fuck you, Massachusetts, and fuck you, assbag detail cop who gave out that bullshit ticket. My wife kicked ALL YOUR ASSES today. Victory is ours! Bring us the finest muffins in the land. :)

:toast:

[Aristus]

1. Oh no, Will is going to be unbearable today.

He want us to bring him the finest muffins and bagels in all the land...

B-)

Yes, I got the reference... :P

[WilliamPitt]

2. Good catch.

I am a plagiarist, after all. :P:P

[gratuitous]

7. "Today"?

So, you're saying business as usual then. If I was a scummy little tattletale, I'd tell Skittles on him, but the anticipation is almost better than the actual ass-kicking.

Ooops. Shouldna said that.

[GalleryGod]

3. Well done, Will!

Did the prick show up? Hope so.
:yourock:

[MorningGlow]

4. Congrats!

I don't happen to have muffins, but here's a donut: :donut:

Justice feels good, doesn't it? I beat a ticket several years ago--cop said I (and another driver) ran a red light, but it was QUITE green--not even yellow. I remember the DA offering me plea deals to free up the docket. I refused both offers. He asked why and I looked him in the eye and said "Because I didn't do it." He couldn't wrap his mind around that for some reason.

Now, it may have helped that I was hugely pregnant when I took the stand, but I don't care. :evilgrin: (Nah, the judge had his quite logical reason--the cop was perpendicular at the intersection and couldn't have seen the status of the light in my direction.)

[Parche]

5. that calls for a CIGARETTE

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::hi:

[WilliamPitt]

8. Why do you hate America?

... :P ...

[siligut]

6. Justice prevails!

You taught that dumb assbag cop and bullshit ticket a real lesson here.

[bigwillq]

9. That's cool.

:thumbsup: