Horrible dilemma - need help fast!

[petronius]

Poll question: Horrible dilemma - need help fast!

My beer is empty, I'm home alone, and the cat is sleeping on my stomach. Do I

[RandomThoughts]

1. Great question.

You could get the cat a beer also.

Or you could have the cat get you the beer.

You could get a beer delivery.



Not sure, I really don't like beer that much, just something to do while around friends. :D

[petronius]

3. Excellent ideas! Actually, if the other cat wasn't dumber than a lump of wood, he

could get all three of us a beer. However, I'll probably just have to wait helplessly until my wife gets home (which I do more often than I care to admit)...

[RandomThoughts]

4. By choosing to wait, you show you are not helpless.

But understand a better way to achieve that goal.


I like Whiskey and Jack Daniels, Or screwdrivers mostly.

Will occasionally have a beer, usually only a couple beers, beer is a bit filling with as much as I can drink.


Use to drink Rum and Coke also, back in the day of drinking the cheaper stuff, Rum and Coke is better then Whiskey and coke, since most of the bar whiskey's arn't as good as bar rum.

[Iggo]

2. Disturb cat.

S/he'll get over it.

[MilesColtrane]

5. Cats have short memories and they'll love you despite you interfering with their groove.

Your liver however is not to be trifled with, and needs its fuel.

[seabeyond]

6. ha ha ha. that is funny. i dont have an answer. ah well. nt

[petronius]

7. It all worked out: wife came home, cat ran for a treat, and I was able to fetch fuel for my liver

Everybody wins!

[seabeyond]

8. cute. looks like the new year is working out for you. nt

[HopeHoops]

9. Teach the cat to fetch a new beer.