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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
:party: HAPPY NEW YEAR. :toast:
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