How do you get dog pee off a rug?

[Jeffersons Ghost]

[some guy]

1. edit your question and hope for the best?

[pintobean]

3. Great!

:rofl:

[pinboy3niner]

5. When I want dog pee, I usually get it of a dog

I only go to a rug when I want rug pee.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

8. you missed an "F"

[pintobean]

9. Gimme an F

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soy3PHV3RiM

[pinboy3niner]

10. Yes--classic!

:thumbsup:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

19. okay, you got an "F" in math

[Jeffersons Ghost]

7. Thanks, missing an "F" is better than getting an "F" because you don't know who your friends are

[pinboy3niner]

11. And only your friends will rag you mercilessly...

...in a good-natured way. :)

[one_voice]

2. ......

Best stuff out there......




until you're able to get that...I'd use water and a little spot cleaner. Nature's Miracle is great, and not just for pet accidents.

[Joe Fields]

4. wring it?

:shrug:

[flvegan]

6. Odoban.

Treat liberally, let sit for a few minutes. Wipe up.

[Dystopian]

12. lol

You drunken fool!
:spank:
I can't breathe!:rofl:
Firstly, you don't have a dog.
Then, you forget an F, and all hell breaks loose.....
omg....too funny.
I told you that your music was too loud and that I had to go because my dog vomited on the rug!
Okay, I was frantic and used the 'P' word....not lady-like.
And now there are copycat threads, and the F word, and omg...

You're going to drive me crazy! LOL...
I'm certain that you're sleeping now...z z z z z z z
You're gonna hate yourself in the morning!
Do not PUI again!
Remember what happened the last time...:rofl:
FYI....doggie is doing better....
She loves you...who's your baby?



:loveya:
Sweet dreams:hug:
peace~

[pinboy3niner]

15. Aha! The truth will out!

And here we were, so sympathetic over the tragic tale of the dog-peed rug. Now, it turns out that there's no dog. Hmmmm. Somebody peed on the rug, and we know it's not a dog.

Uh-oh. Looks like the OP is busted! :rofl:

:hi:

[Throd]

13. Please tell me that you aren't referring to your toupee.

[DarkTirade]

14. First, switch to a better brand of beer. Second, stop spilling it.

:P

[some guy]

17. ouch

:rofl:

[applegrove]

16. Go to the pet store and get the pet mess cleaner that has enzymes in it.

[MadBadger]

18. Why do you think God made a tongue?

[cherokeeprogressive]

20. Burn the rug. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

21. Burn the house. n/t

[Tunkamerica]

22. cat pee, it neutralizes it

[Wednesdays]

23. Any small thermonuclear device will get it 100.00000 percent clean.

:)

[TorchTheWitch]

24. First, soak up as much of it as possible with towels

Stamp on the towels to make the pee absorb into the towels out of the rug.

Go to the pet store and buy the enzyme pet pee eliminator and follow the directions exactly.

Good luck, it's a MAJOR pain in the ass, but you HAVE to eliminate any pee odor the dog can detect or he'll want to keep peeing there.

On Edit: If this is a throw rug that will fit in the washer... wash it first in the machine and then use the enzyme pet pee eliminator.

[bluedigger]

25. Why would you want to do that?

It smells homey!:)

[Monique1]

26. If you have a small dog

you can train it to use a litter box. My dog uses a litter box. ;-) - When it is hot here in Az we do not worry.

[backwoodsbob]

27. oxyclean

best stuff evah

[YellowRubberDuckie]

28. Wow. I can't believe no one else said it:

Vinegar. It takes the smell out, and while it will stink like vinegar for a while, once it stops, the smell is gone.

[KamaAina]

29. How did the dog get up high enough to pee on your head in the first place?

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

30. negativland hold the key:

And of course, it had to be true, you just gotta go right back down to Safe

Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, you're gonna have to shoplift the HR Steam

Cleaning System from Safe Muffins. The only way you're gonna be able to do

it successfully is to become invisible. And then when you're totally

invisible, you'll just creep right on into Safe Muffins, and there you'll

see it: The HR Steam Cleaning System. And then you'll realize that

you're gonna have to get it up the street to 180 very quickly, so you whisk

your Steam Cleaning System right back up G all the way to 180. You go

right up to the front door and you push the button.


The door opens automatically, and the first thing you see is the orange

carpet inside 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the horrible dog juice

all over the orange carpet at 180 and the letter G. You're just gonna

march right on into G, there, with your HR Steam Cleaning System, go all

the way back into the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee Coffee-maker has your

hot water. Your hot water, ready to pour into your HR Steam Cleaning

System. So you go in there and get your HR Steam Cleaner all fired up, and

you bring it on out into the living room and you take care of all the dog

juice on the orange carpet at 18 and the letter G.


"I think I'd like to have a cigarette now. Where are my

cigarettes, David?"

''They're on top of the refrigerator.''

"David, I'd like to know what you did with my cigarettes."

''They're under the house.''

"My cigarettes are missing, David. I'd like to smoke. What did

you do with them?"

''They're in the toad cage.''

"David, I'd like to have a cigarette right now but I can't find the

package. I put them on the table and they're not there. Did you take

them?"

''I think we may have left them up at Grandma's house.''

"My mother doesn't smoke, David. What did you do with my

cigarettes?"

''I told you, they're on top of the refrigerator.''

"I looked on top of the refrigerator. They aren't there. will you

please tell me what you did with my cigarettes?"

''Maybe you left them in the car.''

"I haven't been in the car all day. You must have put them

somewhere and I can't find them. You better tell me now or I'm going to

really get mad."

''Oh yeah, I think I know where they are. They're in back of the

TV set, where all the parakeet feathers are.''


As you're cleaning the orange carpet, there'll be a voice that says:

"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."

Another voice will say:

''THEY'RE ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''

[Skittles]

31. you want I should kick some canine-peeing ass, JG?

LEMME AT THAT DOG!

[udbcrzy2]

32. This is also good to get blood out too

Hydrogen Peroxide. It's works super if you have blood on your clothing. A nurse told me about this
and it works super. Won't change the fabric colors either. It will also work for dog/cat urine on
your rug. It's really easy to use.