Oye Vey! Me:" You don't know what the National Mall is do you?"

[amyrose2712]

My sister "no"

Me: "Oh my god, Ya know the reflecting pool?" Crickets "Um the water ya know where people gather and speak and such"

Sister "Ohhhh you mean from Forrest Gu..." "Yes Melis,from Forrest Gump"

And I wonder why things remain the same.

[TZ]

1. Yikes.

Well at least she didn't ask you if the National Mall had a Macy's ....:crazy:

[MrScorpio]

2. When I last checked, the Macy's was just across the Potomac in Pentagon City

When I last checked.

[bikebloke]

4. There's one closer.

A few blocks away on F St. (or G St.). In case you don't feel like swimming across.

[gratuitous]

3. Okay, your sister is dumb as a stump

Who's going to fill that empty void, and will it be good information or bad information? You have an opportunity here.

[amyrose2712]

5. In one ear and..

Well, she did vote, and I do. BELIEVE ME I DO!

[sakabatou]

6. *facepalm*