OKTOBERFEST!!!

[underpants]

Former "Heroes" starlet Hayden Panettiere got in the spirit sporting a traditional German dirndl while at the Boris Becker Wiesn bar in Munich during the nation's annual Oktoberfest celebrations. The diminutive 21-year-old was accompanied by her 6'6", 34-year-old boyfriend, Ukrainian boxer Wladimir Klitschko.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

1. Boris Becker

has a fucking Wiesn bar???? :puke: :puke: :puke:

Glad I skipped the whole scene this year.

[Call Me Wesley]

3. Ooozapft is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIownZWFwN8

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

4. Bayerische!

The bane of my existence! Yee haaaaw. :spank:

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Da hoast me! Saupreissn!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcRdnLB2qQM

Da muasch drieberschdeiga end derfsch di ned drum bucka.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

8. !!!???

I really can't understand a word of that. Thank God!

[Call Me Wesley]

9. It's something about 'Leberkäs.'

Bavaria, an universe of its own ... Schdimmds oder hab i recht? :rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

2. Yay! I mean, yuck ...

But this year, Kim Kardamon (or what's her name and who is she, anyway and why did I see that in the news?) and her momma, were there, too. First, they went shopping, bought some stuff for $6000.-- to bring home as tourist gifts, and then settled each on a traditional tourist Oktoberfest outfit for $7000.-- (each.)

Beers not counted:



P. S. This year it seems is extremely popular to have fights using the beer mugs to shatter in someone's face. Ja wo samma denn?! Oans, Zwo, G'suffa!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

5. You would think

that Kim Carrowayseed, or whatever her frichen name is, and her momma, would have better dirndls than THAT. Plus their feet look like hooves.

Every year is a good year for smashing people's faces in with Maß! Dontcha know?

[Call Me Wesley]

7. Holz vor der Hüttn.

Huit schauds wiada drain, wiadr henn underm schwoaf.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

10. Yeah, wood heads

and all that...HOCH DEUTSCHE is all I understand...It is so bizarre, I understand southern dialect from the US but I cannot understand the different dialects in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, etc.

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Wos sogsd?

I don't even understand regional dialects here.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

12. I'm screwn!

I just say ja ja and pretend to understand and you don't understand either? Ich bin sehr......fill in the blank.

[Call Me Wesley]

13. I mostly say something substantial then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsBa4lAeTUc&feature=related

Ich bin da sehr eloquent ... :rofl:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

14. That's me in the red bow tie!

:rofl: Exact look on my face about 99 percent of the time!

[Call Me Wesley]

15. Nah, not Schrammel!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnkJW415vkM

Please, not Schrammel!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv8FZMdqYJo

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

16. Never Schrammel!

I can't whisper like him, not in a million years. }(

[tigereye]

17. I think our German teacher, Herr Eels, was from Bayern...

maybe that explains a few things.

[Odin2005]

18. I think the boyfriend has Acromegaly.