"The Sputnik Forces send me messages through their mind-control lasers."

[NightTrain]

Can you say, "nuttier than a fruitcake?"

What the sputniks do ...

The Special Sputnik Forces of the Russian Military have sputnik in orbit that Washington, DC is trying to copy with its Star Wars. The Sputnik Forces can do a very wide variety of things with their sputnik lasers. Please read the early books by psychic Jeane Dixon who has had over 97% of predictions come true to date, because the Sputnik Forces sent her those predictions and then do things to make them come true.

Dixon receives here predictions in the form of sputnik sent hallucinations. She has correctly predicted earthquakes, hurricanes, how and when a person will die, etc., she even corrected predicted the deaths of President Kennedy and his brother Robert.

If you read a book, The Zapping of America: The Dangers and Hazards of Microwaves, in a huge footnote there is information about CIA Project Pandora in which the CIA microwaved thoughts to people, thereby proving beyond any and all doubt that thoughts can be sent to people using electromagnetic energy.

The Sputnik Forces send thoughts, ESP, to people to over ride their thoughts completely and totally causing them to commit all types of crimes, all kinds of accidents, that is why psychics like Jeane Dixon can predict those very happenings correctly. Some of the recent news contained crimes that The Sputnik Forces total mind controlled people to commit and a few examples are: The Sputnik Forces total mind controlled like a mindless zombie that woman in Texas to recently drown her five children, ages six months to seven years, they total mind controlled a member of the royal family in Nepal to shoot to death, while he was drunk, just about the entire royal family of Nepal, and they total mind controlled a mentally ill man to stab to death those eight school children in Japan. Virtually all of today's grossest mass murders are committed by The Sputnik Forces total mind controlling people with their sputnik lasers. Naturally the people who The Sputnik Forces total mind control to commit homicides are totally and completely INNOCENT as they are not in their own, right, mind at the time of the homicides, but just the same they end up unjustly executed. Virtually all Americans who are on death row today have been victimized by The Sputnik Forces total mind controlling them to commit homicides and are therefore completely INNOCENT by reason of temporary insanity, i.e., not being in their own, right, mind at the time of their homicides.

For the rest of this incredible dissertation, go here:

http://home.alphalink.com.au/~bundles/watchers.org/What_the_sputniks_do.htm

[Robb]

1. Believe it or not,

...I have to ask you to trim that sucker down for the DU copyright rule (pick 4 paragraphs). :D

Although I have to admit being quite entertained!

[NightTrain]

2. OK. Just give me a little time to decide what to leave out, please?

I mean, it's all so damned good! :7

[Robb]

3. I feel your pain!

Thanks! :)

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Are you sure this isn't a parody?

It starts off like paranoid raving (and it stays that way) but around the middle it starts to look like a joke.

[NightTrain]

5. I don't think so.

Nancy Luft has been sending her drivel out all over cyberspace for at least five years. Sometimes, she even includes her home address and phone number so that her "fellow freedom fighters" may contact her! :eyes:

If anything, I feel sorry for her. This obviously is a woman who is in desperate need of psychiatric assistance. But of course, my pity for Ms. Luft's mental state won't keep me from bringing her, um, unique writings to the attention of others! :evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

6. OK, I admit I never heard of her

But she honestly mentions a book called "Nuclear war: what's in it for you"!
:wtf:

[EstimatedProphet]

7. Further research

I just found this amusing tidbit:
http://www.ratbags.com/ranters/nancy000623.htm
I give. She's nuttier than a fruitcake.

[NightTrain]

8. Paranoid delusions often are intricately detailed.

I know this from having grown up with a mother who suffered from various and sundry forms of mental illness. At one point, she was convinced that a town cop was hiring KGB agents to rape and kill her!

[TrogL]

9. Another monumental incomprehensible rant

http://www.exopolitics.org/Study-Paper-4-PF.htm

I collect these!