"I'm going to create the Stale programming language"

[mouse7]

"It's going to be based on COBOL, but will add the most annoying features of all of the other programming languges, and will leak memory like a firehose through a collander."

I don't know if it's just late, but this just struck me as riotously funny. It was a quote on a slashdot program language flamewar thread.

http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/03/27/1627220&mode=thread&tid=126&tid=156&tid=162&tid=99

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

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Slashdot seems to have been on a new language kick lately. This is like... what, the third new lang article this week?

BTW, just checked out rebol for the first time. Mmm... easy handling of networking protocols. E-mail is a data type!!! I think I just wet my pants.

[Ellen Forradalom]

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(there's)()->something wrong @with::existing programming/languages?