THINGS TO DO IN PUBLIC RESTROOM STALLS

[Lil Missy]

Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "may I borrow a highlighter?"

Say, "uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of six feet. Sigh relaxingly.

Say, "Now how did that get in there."

Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor's while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

Say, "Interesting............. more floaters than sinkers.'"

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me now."

Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggott."

Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Nice post, Senator Craig. n/t

[madinmaryland]

2. tap, tap...

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. ...

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:thumbsup:
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[Kali]

4. I knew you would be in here...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ornotna]

5. "Damn, this water's cold."

Reply "and deep too!"

[pokerfan]

6. Smear the peanut butter all over your hand

reach under the wall with it and ask for some paper.

[Maine-ah]

9. eeeeewwww

that is so fucking gross but I'm lmfao :rofl:

[BlueJazz]

7. Take a Baby Ruth, wrap it partly in toilet paper and kick it over to the next stall.

[pokerfan]

11. It's no big deal

[Odin2005]

8. OMG, ROFLMAO!!!

:rofl:

[The Midway Rebel]

10. I like to sing

the Activia song.

[jobycom]

12. Knock on the next stall and ask "Can I borrow that Fredericks catalog when you're done, hoss?"

[MilesColtrane]

13. You got these from Larry Craig, right?

[SoxFan]

14. ...

[BuelahWitch]

15. Have a very lould cell phone argument with your lover while you're

doing your business. It's always entertaining to those of us in the other stalls. :hi:

[Glorfindel]

16. Knock on the wall and ask your neighbor

"Pardon me, have you two fives for a ten?"

[Lil Missy]

17. ......