Tell your funny stories here, your old standards:

[applegrove]

Apparently Prince Philip (the Queen's husband) was on a trip to norther Canada. They had a formal dinner with a crowd of locals. As the main course ended on character said to the Prince "Prince keep your fork we are having pie for dessert". LOL

[SoxFan]

1. I'm tired, and it's funnier when I've been drinking...

But it involves the 1987 Democratic mid-term convention, a trampled television cameraman, a cherry-picker, a dangling C-Span technician, a caterer who blew off lunch for 2,000 delegates, and Simon campaign volunteers hidden in a racquetball court.

Incredibly, it's all true.

[Skittles]

2. I sent FHM's "100 Most Beautiful Women" edition to Marines in Afghanistan

a sanctimonious neighbor asked how I could send them such "smut" and I replied, "EASY - with a big envelope and a customs form." :D

[bluesbassman]

3. I was a Engineer equipment mechanic in the Army. My platoon sargent was an infantryman,

who could not tell you the difference between a ball peen hammer and a ballpark frank. Well maybe he could, he was a chubby little bastard... But I digress. Anyway, one day we were painting some parts with white paint and the tip on the sprayer gummed up. As workflow had stopped, the industrious Sgt. Jones came over to see what was wrong. He grabs the sprayer out of my buddy's hand and starts monkeying around with the tip. What he failed to realize was that in his haste to snatch the paint gun he had grabbed the trigger and as there was no where for the pressure to go the bottle eventually blew off. The sarge was instantly doused in white paint. He looked like a mime. As luck would have it, break time was at that very moment, and our hash smoking clerk walks up to the dripping Sgt. Mime, oblivious to his current state, and calmly says; "can I get you something from the snackbar?"

[flvegan]

4. Mine would involve Mike Patton, a Dominos shirt, newspaper and Italian dressing.

And no, I'm not telling.

Such a tease.