Someone just told me they were listening to "The Wreck of the Edward Fitzpatrick"

[LeftyFingerPop]

I had to sternly correct that person.

[Kali]

1. snerk

[Old Troop]

2. Regardless. When the cook comes on deck launch the lifeboats

[BuelahWitch]

3. It could be updated to "The Wreck of the Patrick Fitzgerald"...

:hide:

[elleng]

4. Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3xX1Hzmiik&feature=related

Or like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NydBwe96rcI&feature=related

[bluesbassman]

5. I think you should report them to the proper authorities.

They seem a bit daft to me.

[HopeHoops]

6. No, no. That's a song about an Irish drunk's car accident.

[blogslut]

7. I hope you told them the correct title is

The Rectum of Edward Fitzgerald

See? http://www.kissthisguy.com/4006misheard.htm">Proof!

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Rectum, hell...

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...it... ... ...well, I don't have to go on, do I?
.

[Old Troop]

9. Was it a sister ship?

[yankeepants]

10. Was STERNly a pun?

[carlyhippy]

11. that song is a wreck anyway

I had to LOL at Edward Fitzpatrick hahaha.