Calling all dream interpreters! What the fuck was "Dr" Laura doing in my dream last night?

[Liberal Veteran]

Is this a sign I should commit myself to an institution?

[struggle4progress]

1. Dr Laura symbolizes your natural desire to be successful, whether or not

you are actually qualified to do anything

[lunatica]

2. It depends on what she was doing

Was she posing nude? Riding a broom? Screaming like a banshee? Did she have a wedding gown on?

See what I mean? Whatever she was doing you probably have a total revulsion for.

[petronius]

3. Was it the young hot naked Laura that posed for dirty pictures,

or the modern hate-spitting Laura who preaches self-loathing at every deluded soul who calls her? The interpretation very much depends on your answer...

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. But... but... but... it's the modern hate-spitting Laura...

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...who preaches self-loathing at every deluded soul who calls her
who's the one who makes my genitalia genuflect genuflect genuflect.
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With apologies to Dr Lehrer.
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[RandomThoughts]

5. Maybe she was in your dream, because you need people to tell you what your own thoughts mean.

Sort of like your post in this thread?



Zing.... :)

[tblue]

6. I was gonna ask YOU.

What was Dr. Laura DOING in your dream last night?

Can you belive I used to listen to her, before I realized what kind of person she really was.

[raccoon]

7. When you dream about a celebrity, think about what that celebrity means to YOU.

For instance, to me, Brian Wilson to me means someone who's overcome a disability.

[MilesColtrane]

8. A three way with Dr. Ruth and Dr. Phil?

:shrug:

[foxfeet]

9. It means that you're gay and she is there to berate you and call you a "mistake of nature."

Feel free to slap her upside the head. It's your dream, after all, not hers.

[Beer Snob-50]

10. il think it means you are a closet rwer.

revoke your membership to du and go over to freeperville. or at least put on some springsteen and wrap your arms around the speaker as it blares loudly. you should ask for forgiveness at the same time and all should be right with your world.