How can Keith Richards be 66 and still look amazing?

[Kaleva]

A serious case of "walking deaditis ".

[Ikonoklast]

1. How can he look like a week-old cadaver and still be breathing?

That is the correct observation.

[Kaleva]

2. Has it been proven that he is still breathing?

[Ikonoklast]

3. Ok, I'll give you that one.

How about moving?


Although, it can be said that there are lifeless objects that can move, cars, trains, etc.

[Darth_Kitten]

4. I wouldn't poke him with a stick.

:evilgrin:

[Ikonoklast]

7. The bugs might come out of him.

I think that's what animates him, anyway.


Just like the Oogie Boogie Man.

[Darth_Kitten]

11. Your kitties are beyond cool.

:)

[rcrush]

5. Heroin for breakfast.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. There can be only one.

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[MajorChode]

8. He looks like he gets a weekly blood transfusion just to stay upright

[Jade Fox]

9. Oh please.....

I'm still trying to recover from the last time Rolling Stone pictured him on the cover with his shirt off.

[MadHound]

10. I don't think "amazing" is the word that I would use,

Except in a "Night of the Living Dead" sort of way.

[carlyhippy]

12. After armegeddon, only cockroaches and Keith will make it through alive and unharmed ha

they will feed off of fruitcakes, the only food item that is strong enough to survive.

I love Keith!!!

[baldguy]

13. You're right - he does look amazing for his age.

But he may be due for one more total blood replacement.

[MarshalltheIrish]

14. Really?

No offense, but I've thought he looks literally like an animated cadaver for a few years now. The slurred, salty speech pattern doesn't help either.

[Swede]

15. Brains

must eat brains...........

[UTUSN]

16. Series question: Really, he really is ALIVE?! n/t