I just hung 10 copies of this sign on the gas station pumps.

[LeftyFingerPop]

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

1. I'm proud of you

for acting like an adult through all this Lefty. But I think the proper terminology is put a boot up your ass. Let me know if I can be of any assistance. This kind of aggression at gas stations cannot be tolerated!

[rcrush]

2. Actually its "Stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk in dry!"

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

3. I'm thankful

I don't know any truly violent people like you. Yeah, we, as a family, sometimes throw knives and various furniture pieces but nothing like what you just said!

edit for a misspelling. DON'T KICK MY ASS MAN!

[Deep13]

4. What if he doesn't actually want a boot in his ass?

A lot of people would be surprised to hear his, but a boot in ones ass is not as pleasant as it sounds.

[seabeyond]

5. you already ran away... lol lol. lost that battle. hey

i smoke and i make sure my cig is well out before getting close to the pumps. i would have said something

[Dr Morbius]

6. If I found such a note I would turn it in to the police.

But that's me.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

8. Some research might do you some good Dr.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqI7kcfcSqk&feature=related

[gratuitous]

7. The stupid is very strong in this one . . .

The Jedi Way dictates that he will soon destroy himself. No further action needed. Wish I knew where to send flowers, though.

[Renew Deal]

9. You were smoking while pumping gas?

:nuke:

[Ptah]

10. a little tune in your memory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRlj5vjp3Ko

[AllenVanAllen]

11. My father always taught me that

A BOOT IN YOUR ASS solves a myriad of problems...

[bluesbassman]

12. You better bring the sloth.

Motherfucker.

[Liberal_in_LA]

13. lol... I love the spelling corrections.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

14. Did you wait for the cig to finish fucking before you smoked it?

:shrug:

[astral]

15. Don't smoke at gas stations.

I'm really series about that.

[struggle4progress]

16. If I were you, I carry a stack of those to the cashier and yell about what crappy customers they had