Lucifer's Testicles

[MiddleFingerMom]

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I pray I'm not too late. I figured I might be and almost didn't post this
dire warning, but I also figured, "If I won't think of the children... who will?"
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Any good stories about any of your "Beelzeballs Hunts" today?
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[Gidney N Cloyd]

1. I just had a 2-testicle western omelet for breakfast!

But I swear I wasn't playing with them!

[Bucky]

2. Well, that would explain why my Uncle Darryl isn't invited back to church any more

Forget it... long story.

[hippywife]

3. Is that a real book?

If it is there's apparently no limit to their stupidity. :rofl: :rofl:

[madmom]

4. apparently it is......

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/eastereggs.html :scared:

[nolabear]

5. It took me a loooong time to decide this site is satire.

It is, right? Tell me it's satire. PLEEEEASE tell me it's satire.

[madmom]

8. I certainly hope it is.. if not I think we should be VERY frightened.

[sakabatou]

10. It IS satire. Don't worry

[hippywife]

11. Landover?

That's a relief! :rofl:

:hi:

[pscot]

6. I didn't think Lucifer had testicles

He was an angel before his demotion. Since angels don't reproduce, testicles would be a pointless evolutionary anomaly. Christians just don't understand how shit happens.

[RushIsRot]

7. Landover Baptist Church is very broad satire.

[nolabear]

9. Hallelujah!

[treestar]

12. I was reading that site this morning

Hilarious.

:rofl: