So how long before Midlo gets bored of her ipad...

[TZ]

thats she's getting tomorrow? I give it about a month before it becomes one large, flat expensive paperweight...:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Rat bastard.

I hate you.

Never. Although I will probably need the iPad for Dummies Book.

:rofl:

[Captain Hilts]

2. I thought she was too old to need large, flat pads....

[Midlodemocrat]

3. DTM.

[Captain Hilts]

4. Let's see...

DTM...

[TZ]

5. BWAHAHA!

yeah those itampons aren't something she needs either...

[Captain Hilts]

6. I've got to drive through Richmond this weekend, I'll have to hide while someone

else drives...

[TZ]

7. be on the lookout

For speeding mini-vans that have flat faced cats riding shotgun...

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Wrong. I'm driving the moving truck.

Which is hilarious in itself.

:rofl:

[TZ]

10. Wow. Glad I'm not getting anywhere near Virginia this weekend

Thats a little scary...:wow:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. More than a little, dude. Series.

[BurtWorm]

9. If it's like a giant iPhone and you can set it to vibrate

I don't think she'd ever get bored with it.

:patriot:

[Captain Hilts]

11. Heh, heh, "vibrate." Heh, heh...nt

[NewJeffCT]

12. settle down Beavis

[NewJeffCT]

13. I think by the end of the weekend

she won't have time to read through the iPad for dummies book & give up in frustration.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. And I think you have just earned yourself a permanent spot on the DTM list.

[NewJeffCT]

17. My only regret

is that I'm not the first one with a permanent slot on that list!

:evilgrin:

[CreekDog]

23. I think the Ipad for dummies book will be too hard to figure out

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

24. O'rly?

:eyes:

[NewJeffCT]

25. I think you may get a permanent spot on the DTM list, too

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

16. A month?

It will take her that long to figure out how it works.

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Et tu, Lefty Mom? Et tu?

[Forkboy]

19. As soon as I send her my nekkid pics.

:yoiks:

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Oh, do you have new ones? The old ones are my laptop wallpaper.

:rofl:

[Forkboy]

31. Well, you're only human. How could they not be your wallpaper?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yd8Htwe9SNY/Si5kbyTaTZI/AAAAAAAACxE/UxPxOtiSgT0/s320/beer+belly.jpg

That should hold you over for awhile, you vixen you!

[bluesbassman]

20. She can always mount it on the roof of the MidloVan as spoiler.

Here's a helpful example for the job. :)

[Midlodemocrat]

30. *gasp* I would never mar the beauty that is the MidloVan.

That is heresy of which you speak.

I shall now Release the Kraken.

[rcrush]

22. Should wait for the Itablet.

http://www.gadgetlite.com/2010/02/08/x2-unveiled-itablet/

It will have USB Ports and is Flash Capable and its got a 250 gig hard drive.

[Rosie1223]

26. Can she watch NCIS on it? Yes

Then never.

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

28. Thank you, Rosie. At least someone here appreciates the

Gibbs greatness.

The rest of these people are just gauche.

[flvegan]

27. I say it's a coaster for her wine glass in two weeks.

[Midlodemocrat]

29. Like I use coasters. Who do I look like? The Holy But-Tutcher?

[flvegan]

32. Yeah, why save Brenda the hassle of Pledge.

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

33. Pledge?

:shrug:

:rofl:

Just wait until next week when the Spring Clean-A-Thon starts at Chez Midlo. Any member of this household who stays still for too long gets tossed into the dumpster.

It's gonna be HUGH!!!!! I LOVE Spring Cleaning!!!! :woohoo:

Psst: Brenda doesn't dust. I even bought her swiffers, but nada. Not just here, either. Might be a silent protest against da man.

:rofl: