Do you pass gas or burp in front of your SO?

[elfwitch]

Poll question: Do you pass gas or burp in front of your SO?

Are you at the point in your relationship that you feel comfortable enough to be human in front of your Sig Other?

Do you fart?
Do you burp?

[elfwitch]

1. It took 2 years before my hubby would fart in front of me...

He would rush off to the bathroom and hit the fan. He'd come out about 15 seconds later. I finally told him, I know what you are doing in there, you are going to hurt yourself one day rushing off to the can like that.

[everythingsxen]

2. I said yes I am the real me..

The alternate answer is "Yes, because it's funny". :evilgrin:

[elfwitch]

3. bodily emissions are the bread and butter of comedy

Because everybody poops!

[everythingsxen]

4. Exactly!

And if you can't laugh at words like "poop", "fart", "butt" or "ass" then you are entirely too not silly!

[Fridays Child]

16. Slogan seen on a sewage plant employee's t-shirt...

"Your shit is my bread and butter."

Your post reminded me of that. :)

[AlienGirl]

13. Pull my finger!

[everythingsxen]

18. *pulls AlienGirl's finger*

-giggle-

:D

[seaglass]

5. It isn't a matter of being comfortable to me, it's a matter of

courtesy - yes, I know just one of my personality quirks. It actually is a family joke, my kids and husband tease me about it, I know it's weird.

[sweetheart]

11. Your words could be ..

my wife's. Nothing like having a lovely conversation with your
lover whilst they're taking a shit in the bathroom. Plop Plop.

Its a level of comfort. Where i get shit, is for farting in bed.
Heck, bed is the *PLACE* to fart, as it captures the nuances and
the joices beneath the blankets to be released strategically using
feet to lift various covers for air circulation.

On such a moment recently, i got an upset half-asleep face in front
of mine telling me it was impolite to fart in bed, and that she
wished sometimes we were girlfriend an boy friend, so that i'd
shag more and fart less.

Hmmm... :-)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. Where we used to live we had a half bath in our bedroom...

I don't think I ever shut that thing while I was on the toilet. I just don't care. He doesn't either.
Duckie

[tsakshaug]

7. you bet

My wife can out-burp me.
She scares the cats at times.

But I can sneeze real loud

[TXlib]

8. Yes, we do.

and we rate them on loudness, size, and pungency.

[elfwitch]

9. You two are a hoot!

n/t

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

10. We have no inhibitions when it comes to farts around each other

My farts don't bother him at all. Sometimes my burps do if they're exceptionally exaggerated and frequent. My dad always used to say if there was ever a burping contest I'd win.

[geniph]

12. Yes, but I blame it on the cats

for some reason, he doesn't believe me.

[jus_the_facts]

14. s'normal functions..besides there's more room on the outside than inside!!

:o :o

[Whitacre D_WI]

15. I particularly like treating eyesroll to the "Dutch Oven."

[scottcsmith]

17. Yes with an explanation

I do not pass gas in front of anyone. I don't burp on purpose. If I do burp, I always say "excuse me," because I'm a gentleman!

On the other hand, my ex-wife used to come into the bathroom while I was showering and do her business at the toilet...something I never quite got comfortable with as I'm a pretty private person when it comes to a bathroom and the activities associated with it.

[Padraig18]

19. Oh, yeah.

On the days we have beans, or cabbage, etc., our house sounds like a damned organ recital. :P