What's the best way to rid yourself of a Joe Pesci "problem"?

[MrScorpio]

Poll question: What's the best way to rid yourself of a Joe Pesci "problem"?

[Shell Beau]

1. You can't beat Pesci. It is impossible.

[lildreamer316]

2. Other: Fuck 'em with a cell phone.

:)

[Wapsie B]

3. Hey FUGGEDABOUT IT!

[MilesColtrane]

4. Other: Sing him into submission

Under a pseudonym, of course.

http://www.amazon.com/Falling-Love-Again-Joey-Defrancesco/dp/B00009PJTM

[edbermac]

5. Send over a couple of yutes to handle it.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. Other: Jamba Juice

http://cbs4.com/topstories/Joe.Pesci.Pesci.2.394416.html

Student Alleges Joe Pesci Punched Him In The Face
BCC Student Left With Fat Lip

Actor Joe Pesci is well-known for his tough-guy roles in films such as "Goodfellas" and "Casino."

Now, a college student in South Florida claims Pesci put his movie persona into action by punching him in the face when he snapped a photograph of the star.

Juan Carlos Montenegro, 24, of Fort Lauderdale claims Pesci gave him a fat lip Sunday in the parking lot of a Jamba Juice store in Boca Raton, Fla.

He told police afterward the actor stated, "You shouldn't have been interrupting my business."

[Paper Roses]

7. Take elocution lessons.

And I should take typing lessons!

[Brother Buzz]

8. He's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma!

Oh man, why don't you fuckin' stop it? Shit, this is too fuckin' big for you, you know that? Who did the president, who killed Kennedy, fuck man! It's a mystery! It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin' shooters don't even know! Don't you get it?