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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 06:16 PM
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Last thought upon seeing electricity race toward you through your stream of urine?
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kimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 06:20 PM
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1. You know, I've always wondered . . .
Not about that particular situation, since I'm a woman and it would be difficult to place myself physically in that position, but about what I would think in that last split second before I actually get caught in the cross-fire, smashed in the head-on, hit by the lightning, etc etc. I would hope that my last thought wouldn't be "OH SHIT!" - but I'm really afraid that it would be, much to my chagrin.:shrug:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 06:26 PM
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3. I'd love to be fully conscious and focused at that moment.
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Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 06:23 PM
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2. Did I ground the ground fault receptacle breaker like I promised myself I would?
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 06:27 PM
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4. You picked the right name.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 06:44 PM
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5. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to start peeing on power lines." n/t
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 06:59 PM
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8. Lol.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 06:47 PM
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6. (in my best Beavis voice): Be QUIET, Butthead!!!!!
.
I'm finally gonna, you know... get some.
.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 07:00 PM
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9. heh heh heh
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 06:49 PM
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7. Goddamnit, I'll be dead before I can post about this in the LounZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 07:02 PM
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10. I think you meant Lozenge. n/t
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 07:02 PM
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11. Damn, that's a mighty long stream you put ot there.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 09:03 PM
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12. I'll be famous as a Darwin Awardee.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 09:31 PM
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13. And be featured in Fortean Times:
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 09:50 PM
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14. Don't whiz on the electric fence!
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Alexander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 11:48 PM
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16. My favorite game!
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-01-10 09:58 PM
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15. "Someone on the internet is going to have a field day with this".
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-10 01:35 AM
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17. Should have worn a rubber...
:P
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denbot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-10 01:40 AM
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18. Two words.
Photo thread..
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-10 01:45 AM
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19. E=IR?
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-10 02:32 AM
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20. You know how dogs get pretty anxious upon entering the veterinarian's waiting room?
My veterinarian says he has to make sure no electrical outlet is exposed to ensure the male dogs don't nervously lift a leg on the wall and experience what you said. :o
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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-10 03:03 AM
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21. Pinch! PIIIIINNNCH!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-10 03:35 AM
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22. electric eel
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-10 12:02 PM
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23. Sea cucumber
;)
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-10 12:38 PM
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24. Wow! My very own glowstick!
:hi:
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-10 01:39 PM
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25. This is either going to be really, really good or really, really bad
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-10 02:14 PM
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26. AAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!
:wow:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-02-10 02:31 PM
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27. "Oh shit, not again!"
As a young boy, growing up on a farm,
I accidentally peed on an electric fence once.

That was the first time I was consciously aware
of the fact that time is relative.

Very relative.


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