I just won $4.6 million in the UK-Thailand Lottery.

[Robb]

There's some email paperwork to fill out, personal info I need to send, should take just a little bit.

But after that, let me know what you need and I'll buy it for ya. :D

[Mopar151]

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[Mopar151]

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[Dr. Strange]

2. It's a scam, dumbass.

The real lottery is held in Nigeria.

[MrScorpio]

3. It's a trap!

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. It's amazing... but I can get access to $54 BILLION...

if I only had $4.6 million to secure it with.
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Don't know what to do.
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{sigh}
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I would gladly split it with anyone who could help.
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Here's a picture of me. I think you can see the disappointment in my honorable eyes.
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