This is the "Ask ZombyWoof to write you a poem" thread

[Rabrrrrrr]

Prompted by his hilarious poem for Sarahbelle.

Write one for me, ZombyWoof!!

[Zomby Woof]

1. Ode to Drrrrrryer Lint

Rabrrrrrr makes me purrrrrr
When his dryerrrrrr goes
WHIRRRRRR
Oh how impurrrrrre!
My fleeting thoughts of
Yaks and thongs
And misogynistic wrrrrrrongs!

Oh, Rabrrrrrr, sing a song
Of dryerrrrrr lint forrrrrr
Meeeeeee!

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. ROTFL!!!

I really did laugh out loud when reading it.

Lovely!

Thanks!

My nipples explode with delight!

[Bundbuster]

5. My heart soars like a hawk

LMAO

<spitting up scallops>

[Amaya]

3. I want one too

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee?

[Zomby Woof]

6. Hiya Amaya

When the cold winds
Of Connecticut
Make you shiver and shake
Come down to Arizona
And take a heat break

There's more to this place
Than heat and some cactus
There's Zomby and Kade
As a matter of factus

Blondeatlast is a blast
Catshrink is so cool
But don't ask a cabbie
Because he is a damn fool!

There is a Rose in the desert
Down in Sedona
With Astarho, Kade's brother
Another DUer from 'Zona!

So Hiya Amaya
Come see us in Flag
Just don't forget to pack
Some shorts in your bag!

[Amaya]

8. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You're good.... and that's so sweet! I love that :D Thanks ZW ;)

[SarahB]

11. Hey there my fellow disgruntled CT mommy....

Still coming to Beantown with me? :D

[Amaya]

12. Hey you!

I'm planning on it! Am I driving?

[SarahB]

14. It's up to you

I'd love to have more than two beers this time and there's a Yankee sticker on the car (hubby's) :scared: If you do it this time, I promise to next time?

[JohnKleeb]

4. Zomby a poem would be nice

thanks

[Zomby Woof]

7. The Ballad Of JohnKleeb

There is a mighty John
And his name is Kleeb
He worked for DK
And he ain't no dweeb!

He runs a little chat
For all the EvilDUers
Where we run our mouths
Like they are from sewers!

John's a good guy
He is loved at DU
So if you don't like Kleeb
You can kiss my poo! :D

[JohnKleeb]

9. I dont run the chat but I have revitalized it

Something to be proud of :shrug:
I like the new crowd man but I like the old crowd too. We had Michele in the other day. yep we sure do run our mouths like we are from sewers.

[SOteric]

10. Hey! I have to write for everyone else, -I'd love to have

Zomby write one for me. :-)

[Zomby Woof]

13. Julsy the Jewel

Finer than rain forest mist
Near the shore of the sound
Her countenance not to be missed
A smile so elusive
Like sun in December
Or the crown of The Mountain
With her warmth that flows
Like International Fountain

Julsy, the jewel of
The Pacific Northwest
Where her skills with
Cooking and verse
Are the best of the best
Or as she puts her students
To test, with esoteric wit,
Beauty, and intelligence.

ZW :hi:

[SOteric]

15. Woofy the Bard.

:loveya:

[VelmaD]

16. Pick me! Pick me!

I'd like a poem pretty please. *bats eyelashes fetchingly* :)

[Zomby Woof]

18. Velma's Realm-a

The biting wit
Of the candy heart
The sneaky way
She plays her part
To vex and tease
And make those freepers
Ill with ease

VelmaD for Delightful
D for Democratic
Not D for Dingbat
(Where Robb is at)
Just VelmaD best
That we love
At her behest.

[Fenris]

17. I'd ask for one, but I am far too shy

Oh, wait...

[Zomby Woof]

19. Shy? You Lie!

If Fenris is shy
My yak is a llama
And Bush doesn't lie
And has a beautiful mama

If Fenris is shy
Zomby will cry
Because Fenris is
A most outgoing guy

[Fenris]

20. ROFLMAO!

Sir, you are the master wordsmith of DU. Thank you! :D