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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-03-10 11:42 AM
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Want to give your cat an inferiority complex?
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-03-10 01:02 PM
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1. I can haz cheezburger-flavor ratt? nt
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-03-10 02:33 PM
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2. No, we only have broccoli flavored rats.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-03-10 02:37 PM
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3. The package says cheeseburger, lizard, tuna or original rat.
Edited on Wed Feb-03-10 02:37 PM by Deep13
Can kitty get a value meal with a cup of faucet drip and a side order of house plant?
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-03-10 02:40 PM
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4. Sure there's even a broken piece of a plastic toy to bat around.
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GoCubsGo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-03-10 03:15 PM
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5. Fluffy might not be able to kill it, but..
My cat would have that thing busted up into little pieces, and disemboweled within about two hours. One hour, if it was the tuna-flavored model.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-03-10 03:29 PM
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6. The mild electric shock emitted by the rat prevents the cat from going
that far.
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