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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-24-10 12:51 PM
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How many Honey Nut Cheerios do I have to eat to lower my cholesterol?
I'm on my third box this morning, and my skin hurts. :shrug:
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-24-10 12:56 PM
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1. OMG You've removed all of your cholesterol!...........
Quick! Eat a pizza to balance it out.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-24-10 01:00 PM
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3. Quick thinking!
Thanks! :rofl:
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-24-10 12:57 PM
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2. Enough to send you into a diabetic coma.
from sugar overload.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-24-10 01:03 PM
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4. One.
.
Probably more if you wanna lower it significantly
.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-24-10 01:06 PM
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5. Keep going - the hurtiness means it's working!
It's impossible to overeat with any food thst is low-fat... :silly:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-24-10 05:01 PM
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6. Since this is the lounge, I'd say
a Brazillion.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-26-10 09:58 PM
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7. One skid should do it.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-26-10 10:05 PM
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8. Obviously a helluva lot more than just eating a few walnuts
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 01:10 AM
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9. The same amount as
how many licks it takes to get to the chocolate center of a Tootsie Pop.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 01:14 AM
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10. You have to eat 1, 256,567 .
No more, no less.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 02:23 AM
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12. Good luck in counting them.
.

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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 02:29 AM
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13. Don't you just hate when that happens.
Jesus is such a talker.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 07:56 AM
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14. Great pic of Jesus! He always strikes such good poses, like he knows you are going
to take his picture...
Looks bit like Kris Kristofferson in this one.

He's a real joker, isn't he?

mark
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 08:39 AM
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16. its pix like this that makes the baby jesus cry
and republicans froth at the mouth.
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 01:17 AM
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11. Nobody can say no to the honey nut O's in Honey Nut Cheerios!
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 08:00 AM
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15. As with any other food, never eat more than you can lift. nt
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 11:07 AM
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17. For those not into lifting massive weights before meals...
.
...here's a better rule of thumb (loves me some B.Kliban).
.

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