AHAHA you gotta love The Onion's Sports headlines:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

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[Iggo]

2. Damn. Now I have to explain to my fellow cubiclers why I'm laughing.

:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

3. Vikings Criticized For Not Running Up Score High Enough On Cowboys

I know many in the lounge would appreciate this one.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/vikings_criticized_for_not

MINNEAPOLIS—All corners of the sporting world sounded off against the Minnesota Vikings this week for their conduct at the end of their divisional playoff game against the Dallas Cowboys, saying that even after a late touchdown made the score 34-3, the Vikings were obligated by general principle to humiliate the Cowboys further by attempting to score even more points. "As far as I'm concerned, by holding back against Dallas, the Vikings showed a complete disregard for gamesmanship,"said ESPN analyst Mark Schlereth, adding that, when a team has the Cowboys down, stomping on their throats and trying to win by 50 or even 60 points is the classy thing to do. "How about a long bomb to Rice while Terence Newman is half-assing it and looking ahead to next season? Maybe a fake punt? Maybe rubbing their noses in it by sending eight men to cripple Tony Romo? All I have to say is that Brad Childress should be ashamed of himself." Vikings quarterback Brett Favre responded to the controversy by saying that no team wants to be on the same field as the Cowboys any longer than they have to be.

[gratuitous]

4. If it was me . . .

I'd go with the old Bo Schembechler (or was it Woody Hayes?) line: His team had flattened its opponent, but in the fourth quarter, game well in hand, they scored another touchdown, then went for a two-point conversion. Asked afterward why he went for two, he growled, "Because they wouldn't let me go for three."

Coach gratuitous, why did you take that last touchdown against the Cowboys? "Because there was only about a minute left, and I didn't think we could score twice."

[dugaresa]

6. i enjoyed reading that!

[Blue_Tires]

5. great stuff

i keep forgetting to read the onion sports...need to start there first from now on