Some funny stuff from my EMail In Box....

[WCGreen]

10 Points to Ponder for 2010
Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



Number 8

Men have two moods: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.



Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.



Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky...
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather:

It pays no attention to criticism.



Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?



Number 2

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 :

" Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers: What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow"

Here comes another year!
Enjoy!