The Captain Smirk of all CAPTIONS!!!! (Trekkies welcome)

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Gee, I wish my pet name would catch on. Hell, they used it in grade school and college then in the oil fields and at the ballgames, even in the Texas Senate. Everybody loved to call me by it and it made me feel just like one of the guys . . . to have a nick name an all . . . even though they sneered when they said it . . . or laughed. . . . Hell, . . . I know they didn't mean it . . . and if it caught on now . . . WOW! That would be great. . . . I could be just one of the regular guys for the WHOLE country. . . . Yeah, I'd love it if they would start calling me what I'd really like: . . . Duck Wad. Gee, just imagine: Duck Wad for President!!! That would be great!"

[terrya]

1. "Hey...I look JUST like my dad now!"

[LionInWinter]

2. Yes that's right, walk towards the white light.

For the sake of all humanity, WALK TOWARDS THE BRIGHT LIGHT!!!
:evilgrin:

[Ganja Ninja]

3. Never! I repeat Never! post a pic like that this close to lunch.

Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

[Bossy Monkey]

4. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffin' glue!"

Always a favorite, always apt. :)

[Supormom]

5. Uncle Dick...

Can I loosen my tie now?

[zbdent]

6. 1968, in a Scottish accent: "Captain, I dinna beam up Spock's brain

I dinna unnerstan! The co-ordinates are all wrong. This is Earth - Look they even have a show that looks a lot like what we're doin'!"

Kirk: "So, who's brain is it?"

Scotty: "I canna tell, but it's still in the box, in mint condition."

[VOX]

7. "Hey, this butt-plug feels purty good! Ah may not take it out all week!"

Apologies...:evilfrown:

[cosmicdot]

8. Duck Wad for President

[skip fox]

11. You got it!

:toast:

[wysimdnwyg]

9. Just like a deer in headlights

[elperromagico]

10. "Hey Dick, I left some 'candy' for you in the bathroom!"