Bonzai kitties attack the RNC convention!!!!!

[commander bunnypants]

NEWS BREAK.

Monstrous huge liberal kitties attack RNC delegates in NYC.


Due to continues loosening of environmental safeguards. Huge kitties with liberal attitudes attack the RNC convention. On C-span, one kitten named Pepper just ate Karl Rove and is now turning green, OH, Oh he is down poisened by the souless Karl Rove.


There goes Chester, swatting at the brown shirts in an attempt to clear a path for Ares to get Colin Powell. There goes Ares taking a big dump on General Powell, he is slowly being suffocated under a ton of cat poop.

Another kitten is ready to pounce on NSA administartor Condaleeza Rice. First he takes a hippie bong hit and then eats Codaleeza Rice. Guess the kitten had the Munchies.

What is this? A huge kitten, named Sebastian Cattbutt is tearing down the walls of the convention center. He spies President Bush. He pounces, Bush is running for cover, but he slips on his bananas. He is now being held by a huge paw. OOOO, The president has been decapitated and now Sebastian Cattbutt is washing the ilk from his fur.

There is beanie looking for D. Cheney. But he cannot find him. Where is Cheney?

This has been inspired by a comercial of the local SPCA.

Thank You

DDQM

[ET Awful]

1. Hehehehe

Cheney was being held at an undisclosed location by yet another kitten who was playing his own little game of cat and mouse :).

[Don_G]

2. Can I Help?

[WilliamPitt]

3. Incoming!

[commander bunnypants]

4. Looks like he got a piece of asscroft!!!

DDQM

[jmowreader]

5. Condi Rice is the National Security Advisor

She runs the National Security Council. The National Security Agency and the National Security Council are two completely different organizations.

[commander bunnypants]

6. Doh

simple mistake

DDQM