If you ________________, you could be ___________________.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

Fill in the blanks. Have fun. A star will be awarded to most creative.

example: If you can't see the forest for the trees, you could be lost in the woods.

[Dr. Strange]

1. From Lamebook:

If your house is a shire, you could be a Frodo.

http://www.lamebook.com/frodoh

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. dude

I said be creative Not lame, duh. :P

Lamebook :D :thumbsup:

[Dr. Strange]

12. I swear...

I think I wasted at least an hour reading through Lamebook today. That's some funny shit in there.

[Swede]

2. If you have been married 3 times and still have the same inlaws

you could be a red neck.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. I wondered how quickly this would go to the origin of the line --

:hi:

[Swede]

5. Yeah.

No originality on my part. :hi:

[MrsBrady]

6. If you just took and turned in your last final exam before college graduation,

you could be posting on DU with your iPhone from the classroom!


Like I am now! Whoooot!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. ahhh...creative and Points for personality

that's the spirit :hi:

[MrsBrady]

9. Maybe we could try to add those points to my math grade. nt

[Bertha Venation]

8. If you are gay, you could be waiting until you die before

your equality is recognized.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. boom

excellent, sadly. :hug:

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Okay:

If you love pizza as much as Heidi does, you could be my future ex-wife.

[AsahinaKimi]

13. Even...

If you could fix this thread, you could be never as great as Macgyver!

Or even have this cool theme song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w-oDZSLUrY

[Boojatta]

14. If you fill in the blanks creatively, you could be awarded a star.

Sorry, I think that I ran out of ideas altogether recently. I need a refill.

[Lionel Mandrake]

15. If you are in a wheelchair,

you could be chased by a bulldozer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw1LlWOmLII

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. kicking for more entries. Contest still open Offer still valid...

:kick:

[cwydro]

17. "could stay away from love..."

"happy"

That's mine.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. ~

:hug: :hi:

[valerief]

18. If you were Harry Reid, you could get Medicare for All passed in reconciliation.

Not creative but on my mind.

[valerief]

19. If you gave a shit, you could be a shitter. nt

[Mopar151]

21. Well

"if you are a hater, basher, or trash talker, you could be a friggin' idiot"

"If you have religous fervor for a trademark, you could be happy driving a lousy car."

[AllenVanAllen]

22. If you talked less

And listened more, you could be much wiser. :)