Match Game Story: "Bob Butthead rolled 12 times through the heather, ________ his cat."

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Fill in the blank with ten or more words to make a story.

If you don't, you fail.

Have fun!!

[Dr. Strange]

1. Let's do this thing...

Bob Butthead rolled 12 times through the heather, and Heather did not like it one bit.
"What the hell are you doing?" Heather demanded.
Bob the Buttheaded looked up at her with his big brown eyes and said, "I miss my Furry Puss."
"Oh my God!" Heather screamed. "You sick pervert! Get the hell out of here!"
"But, I need my Furry Puss!" Bob exclaimed, buttheadedly.
"I said, 'GET OUT!'"
So Bob left and wandered the streets aimlessly, like a chicken with its butthead cut off, except slower and not at all finger-licking-good.
After 24 minutes, he sat down in an alley and cried.
Just then an angel named MrCoffee appeared, and said, "What troubles you, dude?"
Bob looked up at the Jeopardy-winning heavenly being and said, "I miss my Furry Puss!" And he started to bawl again.
"Fuck, dude, enough with the tears. You're worse than Midlo."
And with that, MrCoffee left.
Needless to say, Bob was at his lowest point right about now. But just then, he heard a familiar sound. A distinctive "meow."
Could it be? Bob wiped the butttears from his butteyes and sure enough, there she was: Furry Puss, his cat.

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2. Excellent!

You shall be rewarded.

[Dr. Strange]

3. I like blondes.

Or brunettes. Or redheads.

[sazemisery]

4. As per your request

"Bob Butthead rolled 12 times through the heather, his kilt sliding out from under his belt and sporran. By the 12th revolution, the plaid lay in a heap unpleated and in disarray. Bob, clad only in his shirt, boots and smile, stood up and continued his journey to the Land of Nog, accompanied by his cat.1

Footnotes:

1. Bob had been drinking heavily this day or he would not have left his plaid in the heather. When he reached the Land of Nog the townsfolk quickly found him a pair of breeches to cover himself.


Moral: Make sure your kilt is secure before you go rollin' in the heather.

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5. Fantastic!

You, too, shall be rewarded.

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