I think Tiger's wife beat the shit outta him with his own golf club last night

[Saboburns]

When the police got there she was 'hovering over him in the road', he has facial lacerations and she claims to break out the back(?) window of an Escalade to drag out the driver, all of which occurred at 2:30 in the morning.

I don't buy it.

[Faygo Kid]

1. Yep, Not sure she beat him, but am sure she cracked that window.

Maybe he had an accident as a result. But at 2:25 a.m., she ran out with that club to stop him, beat the BACK window, and when he had the accident, cooled her jets.

Ugly stuff at the Woods household.

[Capn Sunshine]

2. Ambien?

fits with the side effects

[pitohui]

dude, they weren't both sleep walking on ambien when she beat the crap out of him w. a golf club

the ambien bullshit story is just not gonna fly this time of century

they would BOTH have to be on ambien and BOTH have to have this rare side effect, yeah, right, next question

[Capn Sunshine]

55. lol

I posted that before the logical "beat the crap out of him w/ a golf club and chased him down the driveway " story kicked in.
Those Scandinavian girls are ice until you piss them off, then its like Volcanic. See Iceland.

[blueamy66]

26. This sounds like the most plausible explanation.

No way could she pull him outta the back window. Hell, I have a tough time picking up MRD's leg, better yet haul his whole body.

:shrug:

[texanwitch]

3. I don't believe the offical story.

Why would his wife breakout the back window unless she was really pissed off.

He wasn't looking where he was driving, he was looking at a very angry wife with a golf club.

[tigereye]

61. cuz she didn't have the keys? I guess that doesn't really make sense, though

:shrug: It's not good when someone is driving away from home post-haste at 2:25 am and into a fire-hydrant.

[SKKY]

4. THANK YOU!!!! I'm glad someone had the stones to say what really happened!!

He has a 100K car, and the air bag doesn't deploy? I wasn't buying it either. Personally, I think she found out that he was hitting Morgan Pressler on the side and lost it.

[rcrush]

25. And she has to bust his window? What he doesnt have Onstar on that 100k car?

[bluesbassman]

5. I don't buy it either. I'd like to see Mythbusters re-enact the feat.

I'd lay odds that there is no way she could have pulled him up and over a bucket seat and the back seat to get out the back.

Fact is though, the true details will never be known. Too much money involved.

[merh]

6. I think she threw the club at him as he was leaving and it broke

the window startling him and causing him to wreck.

[charlie]

7. It's what gossip sites are saying

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations

The Other Woman:

[MilesColtrane]

8. Think about what could make a man lose control of his vehicle.

I think there was a Hummer in the Escalade.

Mrs. Tigger found out and wielded wood in her rage.

The third party got away before the cops showed.

[charlie]

9. If that was the case

he might've escaped a fate worse than a beating.

I'm thinking of a cringeworthy incident in The World According to Garp.

[peekaloo]

17. the Under Toad with an overbite.

:scared:

[GreenPartyVoter]

33. Very cringe-worthy

[blueamy66]

28. I love this explanation.

If it were true.....

:woohoo:

[cowcommander]

10. What the hell, Tiger?

Your wife is hotter!

[Sanity Claws]

11. I agree

The purported mistress looks really harsh.

[edbermac]

39. You mean she's better than his wife??

Mrs Tiger Woods :wtf:

[cwydro]

12. Sure seems a little weird.

That was the first thing I thought too.

[shayes51]

13. I guess making $15 million

a year and being married to a supermodel don't necessarily mean a happy life. Poor things.
Maybe they can work things out on Sarah Palin's much rumored new talk show.

[WinkyDink]

48. How about a month? Tiger is a Billionaire. And looks ain't skills. Just sayin'.

[blueamy66]

59. "And looks ain't skills"....

that's priceless.

:fistbump:

[Kingofalldems]

14. If this is true--they both are in potential trouble

if they lied to the police and or filed a false report.

[shanti]

46. ehh

money talks :eyes:

[meow2u3]

15. I had been told it gets very dark in Florida at night

From what some of my buddies told me, they've been visiting Florida and one of their friends almost jumped on the median, despite having her brights on.

[Saboburns]

16. FWIW

http://www.tmz.com/

Is reporting his wife did scratch his face, and that alledgedly, Tiger was on prescription pain medicine which I find highly unusual.

[cwydro]

19. Lol, "gets very dark in Florida at night"

just like verywhere else.:rofl:

[barb162]

18. I think he might have diabetes or something and he passed out. n/t

[Saboburns]

20. There are lotsa ways to get incoherent

Not all of them legal. But whatever the cause I wish both of them the best, their only human.

[trof]

21. A 9 iron would be the proper club.

;-)

[rurallib]

51. finally someone points out a much overlooked detail

Were she really supporting his golf, she would certainly have as you point out, not chosen a wood, but an iron for this job.
Excellent catch, Trof.

[gmoney]

22. "TIGER, DAMMIT, JARED OPENS IN 20 MINUTES!"

[tigereye]

62. no, he was desperately headed to Best Buy for an even bigger TV than they

probably already have!

[OffWithTheirHeads]

23. I'm witholding judgment until the low speed car chase

[rcrush]

24. I think she was chasing him with the golf club at 2 in the morning and it made him crash into the tr

tree. Between 2 and 4 am is usually when drunk domestic fights start.

[arcadian]

27. I'm seeing a trend here.

DU will soon be all Tiger all the the time, maybe it will rival the Susan Boyle episode.

[Captain Hilts]

36. I think Susan Boyle could have finished the job, unlike his wife. nt

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

29. Shit

this story makes me sad. I thought they had a happy marriage and two beautiful children. Now we find out that she was chasing his ass down at 2:30 in the morning with a golf club after hearing rumors he was cheating on her with some other woman. And he was on "prescription" medication which contributed to the accident.

[UTUSN]

30. Would assault charges (against her) negate her financial gains in a divorce, or negate a pre-nup? nt

[dugaresa]

31. i doubt it

in fact, he is lucky she didn't catch him in the sack with another woman, there have been cases where people have literally gotten away with murdering a spouse due in part to "temporary insanity" in those situations.

if Tiger has been on the prowl, it is going to make him look bad and make his wife look justified even if it is wrong to club your husband.

[texanwitch]

32. Tiger needs to come clean on this story soon.

The longer Tiger sits on the story the more it smells.

He has a nice looking wife, two kids, lots of money.

How many people would love to have what he has.

[GreenPartyVoter]

35. They are a beautiful family. Hope things can be worked out somehow.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/golf/sfl-tigergirl041002,0,6032835.photogallery

[texanwitch]

38. Me to.

They have two young kids.

Maybe they can work this out.

[hippywife]

42. I dunno.

She looks like she has a pretty hard edge to her and everyone knows he has a temper.

[Deja Q]

34. Is that because he didn't hit a hole in one?

:yoiks:

[Captain Hilts]

37. It's really, really difficult to break a car window with a golf club. Just last weekend

I watched someone try to bash in the window of a Geo with a metal post and have problems.

[rcrush]

40. I cant wait for SNL to make fun of this.

I picture one of the new girls chasing Fred Armisen around with a golf club.

[proteus_lives]

56. It's gonna happen.

[susanr516]

41. Sure sounds like a domestic dispute

I hope they speak with a counselor. Conflicts are almost never successfully resolved by wielding a golf club in the middle of the street, no matter how justified one's anger may be.

[mnhtnbb]

43. Psychiatrist hubby says he thinks Tiger is a victim of spousal abuse.

[WinkyDink]

50. Well, I think Elin reacted like Connie Corleone over a cheatin' dog. Tiger probably insulted her.

[Sheltiemama]

44. I think she was coming after the car with the golf club.

And he hauled tail out of there, but not before she made contact.

[edbermac]

45. Sounds like Tiger was putting his balls into a strange hole.

And Mrs Tiger teed off on him.

[pitohui]

47. we all think that

elin, elin, elin...there are better and more entertaining ways to work out your aggressions and get your revenge on a cheater

[snailly]

49. Hell hath no fury

[Odin2005]

52. Maybe Tiger was Sleepwalking?

[pitohui]

53. sleepwalking and hit himself on the head w. a golf club after running over the neighbor's tree?

say what?

the ambien bullshit is not gonna fly, sorry

if he was sleepwalking he wouldn't be in hiding from the state police and refusing to cooperate with their questions

[S n o w b a l l]

54. Who cares?

It's his business. We've all had our share of domestic disputes.

Thank God I'm not famous.

[Bertha Venation]

64. + 1

[Algorem]

57. he was criticizing her stroke in his head as she beat him

[Algorem]

58. cops said he was mumbling something but they couldn't make it out.what was it?

"everyody run,the homecoming queen's got a 9-iron...hehheh,ooch!tiger hurts..."

[Algorem]

60. Wanda Sykes Fills In The Blanks On Tiger Woods

Wanda Sykes Fills In The Blanks On Tiger Woods
Sunday, November 29, 2009
By Amy Alkon

http://amyalkon.mensnewsdaily.com/?p=948

[Saboburns]

63. She nailed it

IMHO

LOL

[Manifestor_of_Light]

65. I saw that last night on Wanda's show. She's funny!!!

Ten p.m. (Central) on Saturday night on Fox.

[TK421]

66. "If it doesn't fit...you must acquit"!

[bigwillq]

67. I think so too.

Domestic violence is sad, but I think that's what happened.

[doc03]

68. I'm waiting for the next issue of the Globe to come out

to get the facts.

[Skittles]

69. she did

I know people in Windemere and it's all the talk

[Patiod]

70. First thing I said "Yeah, she rescued him alright"

rescued him from lying about some floozie.....