If a man had written the Twilight series, would it have been more or less creepy than it is?

[Orrex]

Would he have been arrested? Would he have to register as a sex offender?

Just wondering.

[rcrush]

1. What'd I tell you about asking personal questions?

Stand up so I can kick you in the nuts.

[Orrex]

2. I am totally going to style your hair for that.

And, while I'm at it, I plan to interrogate you about your goals re: procreation.

[rcrush]

3. Well I'm going to go into graphic detail on my attempts at procreation

Mostly with robots and hookers

[Orrex]

4. You should just write about that part and call it Book Six

[rcrush]

5. In my story I will fall in love with Robot Hooker and go on about I cant live without her

Until the next book when I'm cozing up to Robot Wolfgirl.

[Orrex]

13. I smell a movie deal

Sounds like a winner!

[rcrush]

6. This is how it would look

[kedrys]

8. ROFL!

That's awesome! :rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. I don't get it - but I've not seen the movies or read the books.

How is that a man's version of the thing? Because the guy has his shirt on?

[Dr. Strange]

14. Ha!

:rofl: :rofl:

[HopeHoops]

7. Instead of pansy-ass boy vampires, they would all be busty blond bimbos.

That's usually how it works.

[seemunkee]

9. It would be called Vampirella

[Orrex]

12. But she wasn't stalking an underage boy

Nor did Vampirella have a werewolf falling in love (in love love) with a newborn baby.

I don't care how many copies Meyer sells; that's just plain fucked up.

[PVnRT]

10. No, it's creepy no matter what

However, it would not be as famous.