Post Something To Make Me Put You On My Ignore List

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

I just check my Ignore List (haven't done that for a while) and everybody I had on Ignore has been subsequently Tombstoned. And since I have strong conservative tendencies (I'm not happy unless I have someone to hate), I want to create a new list.

Have at it.

[madinmaryland]

1. Welcome to DU,Jeff! You'll find teh Lounge quite interesting!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. Cute, but not good enought for Ignore

I might shun you at fashionable parties....should I ever be invited to one.

[madinmaryland]

12. The Packers suck! The Dallas Cowboys are going to kick the Packers asses

this year!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

16. You're getting warmer...

But I regret to inform you that THIS YEAR I can't put you on Ignore for stating the obvious truth.

Newspaper today pointed out the the Brewers traded JJ Hardy to the Twins for Carlos Gomez, an outfielder who doesn't hit very well -- something he seems to have in commen with the Packers offensive line.

[madinmaryland]

30. It is spelled "common" not "commen"!

:evilgrin:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

32. It's the Olde Englishe Spellinge

Now STFU, spelling Nazi!

[Chan790]

3. I make fun of WI when you're not around to defend it.

Welcome to Wisconsin: We've got...cows. Really guys, you couldn't find a better thing about WI than cows?

Why did the Wisconsin cow cross the road? Minnesota was on the other side.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

5. We not only have cows, but we also have cow poop...

Which I will happily fling at your Land 'O Lakes loving ass...

[Chan790]

7. I'm from NYC by way of DC and Hartford, CT.

It was just a convenient WI joke.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

9. I still have a handful of poop with your name on it...

yuck!

[Call Me Wesley]

4. "And since I have strong conservative tendencies ... "

Freeper!

:P

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

6. I know...I reread that line

and was on the verge of putting myself on Ignore.

[Call Me Wesley]

8. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[Ikonoklast]

10. If you do, I'll post those pics from that party. You know which one.

See if your friends and family can recognize you even though you were wearing a mask.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

11. I still say the Shetland Pony was over the age of consent...

And that's all I'm saying on the advice of my attorney.

[Ikonoklast]

29. Just be thankful that sheep can't talk.

The poor things.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

33. They can, but I have an iron-clad confidentiality agreement...

J Lo WISHES she had my lawyer!

[kentauros]

35. You should listen to denbot more often.

Sheep are notorious liars.

[kentauros]

13. I never put anyone on 'ignore'

so I'm always perplexed when they do the same to me.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

20. You don't hate enough...

That's the problem with you limp-wristed, socialistic librul degenerates (why can I spell "degenerates" but not "liberal"?).

[kentauros]

23. Cons are better at phonetic spelling than actual spelling...

It's what happens when you never learn how to read :P

[azmouse]

14. Your mama dresses you funny.

:P

[kentauros]

15. From the "Love Bat" on Babylon 5

[azmouse]

18. Kewl. I'm quoting a show I've never watched!

:woohoo:

[kentauros]

21. It's from Season 5

When the Cmdr. had to deal with a lawyer trying to sue the station ;)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

24. Hey! If I wanted this thread to turn into a Geek-a-thon, I'd ask.

Back to your parents' basement with you!

[kentauros]

25. There are no basements in Texas

:P

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

26. Where do you keep all your crap?

In the governor's mansion.

Bada-BING! Thank you! I'll be here all week...

[kentauros]

27. You're Gov. Goodhair?

Well no wonder you're such a ass!

:P

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

17. That's because she has one hell of a sense of humor...

[azmouse]

19. I think I love your mama!

:loveya:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

22. Why not? Everybody else has...

I post this knowing pretty well that my Mom isn't going to read this.

[rcrush]

28. Here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9118463&mesg_id=9118669

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

31. Posting my family reunion pictures will get you nowhere...

[Sanity Claws]

34. The Yankees rock! Best team ever!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

53. Best team ever? Try "Best Team That Money Can Buy"

You're putting ME on Ignore now, aren't you?

[PVnRT]

36. Jeff, you are a vulgar little maggot

Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer on the lips than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a sniveling, back-boneless coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved.

I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you especially the fact that you live in Milwaukee. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum. And I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a putrefaction, a big suck on a sour lemon with a lime twist. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in regret for what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You give liberals a very sad connotation. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You and Milwaukee have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Everyone laughs at you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, a ferment, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your "liberal" insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little twit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. Your hand even refuses autoerotism. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have at DU? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper.
You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on the warm side of Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid.

Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of your drivel.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a intelligent post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, count, and learn the Mac you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicapped space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you (like passing gas, for instance).

In short, if I traded you for shit, I would lose the container I brought you in. Otherwise, have a good day and keep enjoying your pitiful world.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

44. Now we're getting somewhere...

I'd put you on Ignore, but I'd be afraid at missing future, epic tirades.


....besides, nearly all of this is true.

[Buzz cook]

37. "since I have strong conservative tendencies "

Which means you're the kind of guy that wants to kiss away Glen Beck's tears.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

45. I hear Glen Beck's tears can cause Cancer

[triguy46]

38. Nice post, Hitler.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

46. Weak!

My Mom can (and often does) do better than that!

[AwakeAtLast]

39. Smoking breastfeeding Olive Garden eating person, you!

How'd I do? :shrug:

:D

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

47. You didn't keep your receipt...

but had you thrown in gun-loving, I think we could have gone somewhere.

[XRubicon]

40. This guy hates you

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9118221&mesg_id=9118221

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

48. I hate him right back

What's worse, he'll probably sue me for infringing on his intellectual property.

[XRubicon]

41. Check this guy out

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9118221&mesg_id=9118221

[Amerigo Vespucci]

42. "I wish everybody I had on Ignore had been Tombstoned, starting with YOU"

:spray:

Just kidding. Hey, read your thread title. You ASKED for it!

:rofl:

:toast:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

49. This is the test equivalent of the spanking thread...

[arbusto_baboso]

43. Have I told you about the Book of Mormon?

That oughta have me on ignore in about 2 seconds flat.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

50. Impressive...Got any "Watchtowers" on ya?

[historian]

51. conservatives

especially those who vote for the likes of bush and sarah palin, are extremely well educated, open minded and eager to try new approaches to anything. They are generally very polite and open to polite and intelligent discourse, ala O'Reilly and Limbaugh. their faith in idiotic concepts such as religion makes them advanced thinkers and philosphers. They all come from extremely progressive states such as Kansas and Oklahoma and consider trying some drink other than beer very instructive. In short, they attempt to persuade others of different ideas to consider theirs and they will listen carefully to your opinion. If they unfamiliar with any topic you might bring up they will not instantly repond by quoting Limbaugh, but will carefully and thoughtfully ask for some time for research purposes a la Palin. They also wink beautifully or is that a bad habit?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

52. As always, the Truth is an affirmative defense...

No Ignore for YOU!

Your post reminds me of a dear friend of mine who got my involved in politics years ago, who used to say something (now it helps if you imagine your third grade teacher, white-hair piled primly into a bun, with half-moon glasses sliding down her nose):

"You know, Jeff, one-one-one Republicans are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. But if you let three or four of them get together, they try to take over the goddamned world!"

[historian]

72. gasp!!!

Well I certainly didn't expect that kind of answer! I will admit you are right though. I live in a very conservative gung ho Limbaugh area and individually the locals are nice. What i find difficult is their ignorance. One Republican told me that he didn't understand why i was so anti-American. I told I wasn't I am anti the assholes in government. I tried to explain some of the things we have done in the world, Chile for example. He stared at me in complete bewilderment (perhaps he thought Chile was something you ate with a taco) and i had to explain where Chile is, all about Pinochet and so on.
Now of course we have Iraq with people still defending that cretin bush!!! Iraq aside he succeeded in 8 years to turn us into a world wide pariah, detested by all including many allies and led us into bankruptcy. I tried to tell people that the biggest danger we ever faced was bush himself. He took away our liberties, we no longer have rights to a lawyer in many cases, canceled all treaties which might have helped the whole world cooperate with each other and led us into bankruptcy. Terrorists are not the biggest danger we face - it is the enormous debt we have run up with China. All they have to do is turn their bonds and demand payment. Then my friend you will see a depression which will put the 1929 depression to shame. Not to mention horrific inflation a la germany after world war 1.

[old mark]

54. NO!!! I WON'T!!!! AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

mark

PS How do you check to see if one is tombstoned?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

58. Ignore

I'm feeling particularly capricious (look it up) this morning.

I assume they've been TS'ed because when I look them up, it says that there is no such user. I assume that's the result of receiving the Concrete Chiclet.

[old mark]

63. Obviously, it's one who owns a Chevrolet Caprice (Classic)...

Shake yer Malibutie......


mark

[EndersDame]

55. I Hate You and Your Favorite Band Sucks

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

57. My favorite band is the "Starland Vocal Band"

so I think we've pretty much got consensus on that one.

I'd post the lyrics to "Muskrat Love" but I don't want to get this locked for being a sex thread

[redwitch]

56. I adore Joe Lieberman and I always agree with him.

Plus he is HAWT!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

59. Buried the needle on the Creepy Meter with that one...

But still no Ignore. I mean, if you think Holy Joe is hot, then I've pretty much still got a chance with you, right? Huh? Possibly?

[redwitch]

61. Ha! Men are such fools!

;-)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

66. Some of us more so than others!

[TZ]

60. I think beer tastes like horse piss!

:rofl:

[old mark]

62. But....how would you know???????

:spray:

mark

[TZ]

64. LOLOL!

Its like the long time lab technician who confessed that sheeps blood and goats blood taste different..You don't want to know!!!:rofl:
(for the record, I haven't really)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

67. You are incorect....

Horse piss tastes like beer.

[old mark]

69. Budweiser, anyway......nt

[Yavin4]

65. Chicago Rules

Best city in the Midwest.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

68. Depends on your definition of "Midwest"

If you mean Cook County, then I'd have to agree with you, but only because Hoffman Estates doesn't have a Minnie's.

[dembotoz]

70. bud selig--best brewer owner ever or forest gregg-best packer coach

Vince Lombardi wasn't good, he was just lucky

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

71. I don't need to ignore you...

I'll just forward this post to your neighbors in Grafton. They angry mod will be forming on your front lawn any time now!

[dembotoz]

73. my response is inspired by an email i just recieved from my 14yr olds middle school

I am already considered and example of democratic headlice on the fluffy republican head known as ozaukee county and grafton in particular.
The angry mob already thinks i am a commie.
this would not surprise them.