My BABY is going on a date tonight! WITH A BOY!!!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

Talk me down...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Jeff In Milwaukee...

Remember?

Once upon a time, you went out...

With her mother.


She'll be fine! You will be too...you raised her right, and she's ready.

Relax!

:hug:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

3. You see...that's the problem

I distinctly recall being a horny teenaged boy. And now some modern-day version of me is out with my daughter.

[Capn Sunshine]

7. Dude. It has to be

Nature's revenge for our teenage horny machinations.
I too, had two beautiful daughters. They went out with guys even though I convinced them that they always lie.

Observe them together. The boys don't stand a chance against the teenage girl mafia. They are just hopeless pawns.

[UrbScotty]

15. Yep. Boys always lie.

LIAR


TRUTH-TELLER

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

18. Now if she were dating the teenaged version of Al Franken, I'd feel better

Check that. Nope. I wouldn't.

I always sort of wished she'd wait till after I'm dead to start dating.

[Capn Sunshine]

23. ok, qualifer

boys always lie TO GET INTO YOUR PANTIES.
Better?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

32. That is SO not better, thanks much!

nt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. she could be going out with a girl and a boy

that would make it much worse, for you the parent :P

i hope she has fun and i hope you dont freak out too much

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

4. There's pleny of whiskey in the cupboard...

Me and Mrs. Jeff will be self-medicating until she gets home.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. LOL

:rofl: its going to be ok.

[old mark]

5. J: My brother has 18 year old twin girls. He is a very religious man

and prays a lot.
He also drinks.
mark

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

19. Isn't that like drunk-dialing God?

nt

[old mark]

29. Well, they are Episcopals, so I guess it's common practice. nt

[rebel with a cause]

27. My father was a preacher

didn't drink but knew how to put the fear of god in the boys his daughters dated, thought about dating, or those that were just friends with them. He thought we were O8)

[old mark]

31. My brother's a Deacon......nt

[AsahinaKimi]

8. My dad always wore a Samurai Sword...

No just kidding...However, the look on his face..always reminded me of Toshiro Mifune...
That look cost me a lot of future dates..

[keroro gunsou]

9. wouldn't have worked on me....

Toshiro Mifune rocks.

Now, if your father came at me like this:



might have been a different story....

[AsahinaKimi]

13. even if he looked like this?

[keroro gunsou]

17. nah.

i'm more afraid of meeting a swordsman like Roronoa Zoro than any of Mifune-dono's characters....

Then again, I'd rather not run into ANY of the "Monster" Trio.... (Luffy, Sanji, and Zoro)

oh well, back to translating...

[AsahinaKimi]

28. Hey the best swordsman ever was ZATOICHI!

AND here is proof..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VSGOBIyPGQ

[keroro gunsou]

36. OK

i'll give you that one Asahina-san. But, the best swordman of the santouryu style is Roronoa Zoro... ok, he's the ONLY one that uses the Three Sword Style... but that's just splitting hairs at this point.

And no, if you dad was Zatoichi, it wouldn't scare me either. Sometimes the rose is worth the thorns....

[AsahinaKimi]

39. did I mention..

Zatoichi was blind? Gets Plus ten points for that too..

[keroro gunsou]

40. seen the movie

i was aware that he's blind. still, not worried.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

46. Blind? So you could sneak past your father if you came home late?

or not

:rofl:

[keroro gunsou]

47. um no

not zatoichi... wouldn't work. blind yes, helpless, far from it.

[trof]

10. OK, gotta ask. Age?

Her, not you.
;-)

[Skittles]

12. lol

my dad to my dates: have her home on time or I will find you, twist your head off and stuff it up your ass :(

[jrandom421]

26. From the movie "Clueless" 1995

"Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you."

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

45. I'm SO going to remember that line...

nt

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

20. Fifteen.

The youth in question is 16. HE HAS HIS LICENSE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

But they're not driving together. Mrs. Jeff just left the house to get her (neither of us are self-medicating -- don't worry).

[debbierlus]

25. RELAX. It's a DATE.

She will be fine.

[Skittles]

11. just posting the old classic

http://www.davesdaily.com/funpages/10_rules_for_dating_my_daughter.htm

[flvegan]

22. That's hilarious!!

:rofl:

[RoyGBiv]

42. Funny thing ...

My daughter, when she was 15, *asked* me to send that to very thing to a guy she'd dated a couple times. She e-mailed me the text and gave me his e-mail address.

So, I did.

He wrote me back two days later. I've saved the e-mail and will always treasure it.

"I am very sorry, sir. I told <daughter's name> I was sorry. I really mean it. I am sorry. I promise I will never do that again."

I never got an explanation of what "that" meant. Given the circumstances, I didn't feel I needed it. Daughter knew how to take care of things, which is to say she took care of the situation herself and had me act as backup. I couldn't have asked for anything more.

[whistler162]

14. Local used book store should have Guns and Ammo magazines

+ shotgun cleaning kit from Walmart = peace of mind and one ticked off daughter!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

21. I heard a story once about Charles Barkley...

He would meet the young man at the door and would pull out a shotgun shell and a Sharpie. Ask the boy his name, then write it on the shotgun shell.

Personally, just seeing Sir Charles in the flesh would have been intimidating enough for me.

[lillypaddle]

16. All will be well

Mine's 41, and a boy, but I know it's scary for you. Relax. How exciting for her, a first date! Many more ahead, so keep the communication lines open, cross your fingers, love her like crazy (I know you do), and everything will be all right. Bound to have some stumbles, but it is all part of the process.

[debbierlus]

24. How old is your baby?

[Odin2005]

30. DON'T PANIC!

:)

[MrsMatt]

33. My dad had the habit of wearing

his Colt 45 (nickel plated) revolver around the house. Some guys come home and put on slippers, he'd strap on his gun.

One of my sister's dates thought it would be funny to come up to the window with a scary mask to frighten her. He caught sight of my dad walking through the dining room with his evening snack, packing heat, and decided it would be prudent not only to leave, but to never call my sister again.

Coincidentally, she was the last of us to leave home - didn't leave until she was married at 29.

[nolabear]

34. So Jeff, how'd it turn out? Jeff? Jeff? (ruh-roh.)

[keroro gunsou]

38. i think he's still

medicating.... :evilgrin:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

44. She got home safe and sound....

Said it was "OK."

It's going to be a long couple of years.

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. Ah, I remember the first time my 13-year old went out with a Republican Senator.

Ah, young love.

[keroro gunsou]

37. *spewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*

you owe me a new bluetooth keyboard bub.... the monitor was spared....

[NNadir]

43. Well, at least she didn't date the Governor of South Carolina.

[donheld]

41. Maybe you'd rather it was a girl?