dear god we've been invaded by freeper motivators

[la_chupa]

There is some kind of motivational thing going on in town. It's called the "Get Motivated Business Seminar". I have no idea what it REALLY is but the presenters are; Laura Bush, Colin Powell, Rudy Guiliani, and Terry Bradshaw.

I tried to beat them in by catching an early train but apparently they were hyper motivated because the train was packed like I only see it during a Panthers game. They were all really friendly too - creepy friendly. Look people, it's 7:00 and I have not had my coffee. This is not social hour this is stare at your shoes and listen to your Ipod hour.

I'm trapped in my building like a rat. They get out of there at 4:00. I can't decide if I should flee the area early or try to wait them out.

I don't know what they're up to but it can't be good.

[ipfilter]

1. Sounds like an Amway convention.

[hippywife]

2. What they're up to is

fleecing money out of gullible people all day. Obviously you aren't that gullible or you would already be there.

:hi:

[Initech]

3. Now with every decision you make....

You gotta ask yourself - "is this good for the company?" am I helping the company?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Freeper motiviators may be good for constipation.

That's about it, though.

[la_chupa]

5. egad it's just what I thought

http://www.getmotivated.com/

Look out Jacksonville, they're headed your way next.

My husband wanted me to wear a "hope won" button on the train. Clearly he's after that life insurance policy.

[blogslut]

6. Apparently, Bradshaw is the King of paid speakers

I remember reading about his popularity on the circuit a while back. He goes on last. Nobody follows Bradshaw.

[seemunkee]

7. Same group that had Bush speak earlier in the week

Fundy motivational BS. Run away, now!!

[Sebastian Doyle]

8. Pickles as a motivational speaker?

What is her speech about? "How to get away with killing your ex boyfriend, and then marry a fucking imbecile"