Freepers are so damn stupid

[Loonman]

They can't do anything right.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/963180/posts


They can't figure out how their favorite mind-control device(Fox News) pushed Franken's book to the top because of their(FOX) bellyaching.

Same thing with the Dixie Chicks, they're all making up their cock-a-mamie excuses as to why the Chicks were the biggest grossing concert act this summer.

At any "freeps" of note, you always here about lead idiot Kristinn and about 3-4 welfare jerks and their courageous "activism".

Their "freeps" of Hillary invite derision...as if someone is going to not buy the book because a bunch of costumed idiots are on the opposite corner.


They claim America feels the way they do, then they turn around and complain about "liberals controlling everything".

They claim trial lawyers are ruining the country, but they are always threatening to sue people for whichever reason.



If they weren't so contradictory and intellectually deficient, they wouldn't bother me, but I guess Einstein was right when he talked about human stupidity being infinite.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Always someone else's fault.

The Frother's Mantra. Said enough times, the delta waves in their brains could light a city.

Frothers are the result of Dr. Spock's books. He saw it coming and apologized profusely for writing that stuff.

[Skittles]

2. I wonder what freepers DO find funny

I shudder to even THINK about it.

[MissMillie]

3. Other people's pain (n/t)

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[denverbill]

6. Ding, ding. There's the winner.

They think the deadly heat wave in France is pretty darned humorous.

[LoneStarLiberal]

4. Here's a Short List

Lynching. Layoffs. Cutting public services.

That's why they've been laughing and gloating for the last three years. Republicans find humor in making poor people poorer and further marginalizing and oppressing minorities.

[zbdent]

5. Children dying of heat

(of course, try to point out to them that, like the French children, some of our soldiers are dying the same death!)

[Loonman]

7. Kick for those damn stupid freepers

:kick:

[kmla]

8. Of course they are!

That's why they are so easy to dislike.

And just for fun, I always associate any brainless behavior to freeperdom.

Guy in front didn't use his turn signal? Must be a freeper.
Dumbass who didn't say thank you when you held the door open for him/her? A freeper.
Scumbag who drives runs the red light because he has a running start? A freeper.

Makes it so much easier to dislike them if you do that...

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Here's the King Bean of idiocy in that thread

You are right about the left..all you have to do is say Bush is an idiot, and they elevate you to their elit enlightened list of in-the-know types....Of course, truth (which is like the sign of a cross to a vampire to a liberal), is that Bush scored higher on verbal skills than did Bill Bradley...Bush has an MBA from Harvard, while Al Gore flunked "God" in college...Bush can actually FLY a jet fighter, while Al Gore bravely opertated a type writter in Nam. (this was post #27)

HAHA! That kills me! Shrub can actually fly an OUTDATED jet that wasn't even being used during 'Nam, and while AL was bravely "opertating" his "type writter" (apparently a past tense sort of device), at least he was actually IN 'Nam, and was being fired on and in danger, after he f-ing VOLUNTEERED out of a sense of duty.

Thesse people are idiots.

[geniph]

11. How the hell did Gore flunk God in college?

...man, talk about a tough prof! I wasn't aware God was even on the student roster of any courses Al was teaching.

and this wins the Most Convoluted Phrase of the Week award: "truth (which is like the sign of a cross to a vampire to a liberal)". Kind of like "grammar (which is like higher calculus to a dog to a freeper)."

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. I have no idea what that means

Not at all - flunked God. I'll be darned. Or perhaps damned? :-)

Logic is like a bowl of cheetoes to a washtub to a freeper.

[44wax]

10. Looking for an excuse, scapegoat, victim in light of their own loserhood

Bunnpyants and company surely give them the fuel for their wet book of matches.

[anti_shrub]

13. The disconnect is mind boggling

"Like most "politically enlightened" entertainers they stopped being entertaining when they began spouting their views."


When Al runs for the governorship of one of the larges states in the union, we'll talk.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. And when the freeps start bashing the rightwing entertainers

who speak up, I'll pay some attention. Since it's apparently okay for a rightwing entertainer to spout out and be political in speech, but when a liberal does it, it's wrong.

I don't get the hypocritical thinking at all. I can mimic, and mimic it totally, but I don't understand anyone can actually think that that style of thinking is "logical" or "sensical".