Ptah's thread reminds me that when Australopithecus appeared, I began the homo sapiens program

[Rabrrrrrr]

Man, those were different times, wild and heady and primal.

I can't believe it took four and a half million years for you fuckers to invent air conditioning, though.

Fucking hell. Do you know how much laundry I've had to do over the years because of you late-blooming morons?

[hobbit709]

1. Hell, it took almost that long for indoor toilets

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. And jeans, open-heart surgery, ice machines, Fresca, Gin, Cigars, Orson Welles, Hemingway, and Dune

[Orsino]

3. If you're the jerk who put scrotal tissue on our elbows...

...you're lucky we still speak to you.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. It was an unavoidable byproduct of the ability to orgasm.

Figured you'd rather have the latter.

:thumbsup:

[Dr. Strange]

5. So, besides transparent aluminum...

what great inventions should we be working on?