What would you do if you found a "Guided Missle Launcher" with a nuclear warhead in your back yard?

[Renew Deal]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6785148&mesg_id=6785207

:nuke:

[kentauros]

1. I'd wonder what reality I had stepped into

where I had a backyard :P

[Capn Sunshine]

2. I'd wonder how the fuck the dogs got out again

BOYS! Where did you get this???

What? We've been here the whole time!

I didn't do it, daddy! I love you!

I've been here the whole time!

so it goes as the Labradors turn........

[Renew Deal]

3. You win an award! Most interesting way to include dogs in a non-dog thread!

[sarge43]

8. You forgot "I love you Daddy. Anything to eat?"

:rofl::applause:

[PVnRT]

4. I'm nuking San Marino

Because fuck 'em, that's why.

[rug]

5. I'd google Bush's coordinates.

[charlie and algernon]

6. go fishing in Lake Superior

take all the fish

[sarge43]

7. Inform husband (former ammo man) he has a Honey Do

Call the neighbors. Graniteheads like nothing better than standing around watching someone work a backyard project.

Ask hub what the ZTD is on that sucker and make plans accordingly.

Check if we have any sun blocker left.

[Deep13]

9. finders keepers nt

[deucemagnet]

10. I'd become a Bond-style villian.

You know, work on an evil laugh, shave my head. Maybe wear a monocle.

[kaiden]

11. I'd take it away from the goats, for starters.

[TrogL]

12. Take it apart and put it back together again - with improvements

The software's bound to be waaaay out of date in terms of security and reliability.

We know some new stuff about physics so I could probably tweak the release a bit.

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Agent Mike!! Settle down, I'm kidding.

[bluedigger]

13. Declare my Independence.

Blackmail the State Department for foreign aid. Lots of it!:evilgrin: