Match Game story: "The Match Game Story late again, DUers' rage _______ only the bloody slippers."

[Rabrrrrrr]

Fill in the blank, ten words or more, make a story.

Or don't.

Up to you.

[Zomby Woof]

1. _____at Jeff Dunham's used rectal exam latex glove collection

found in Rush Limbaugh's pants, which were also found to contain a Wolf Blitzer blow-up doll, a screen door, a 17" pyrex dildo, a Wilfred Brimley "Eat Your Goddamned Oats Or I'll Kill You" do-it-yourself tattoo design with application needle, fifteen dry boogers shaped like Richard Nixon's testicles, and a pair of blood-soaked silk foot-warmers worn by Sarah Palin while on a weekend getaway with Levi Johnston at John McCain's Arizona Orgy Retreat and Chicken Soup Emporium, but because Palin had terrible diarrhea induced by rancid moose stew, she splattered Rush's pants, sparing_________