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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 03:31 PM
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Important Women's Health Issue....


Important Women's Health Issue:

n Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
n Do you suffer from shyness?
n Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
n The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
n The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
n The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing..
n The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 05:14 PM
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1. good one!
I remember my rita daze!
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 05:27 PM
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2. Can we paraphrase Dorothy Parker here?
I love a margarita;
two at the very most.
Three and I'm under the table;
four and I'm under the host."

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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 05:40 PM
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3. Oh yeah. She was a treasure. Would have loved to have partied
with her (once). Doubt I'd make a second time...LOL.
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