Damn! I'm outta ice.

[kentauros]

How am I supposed to continue my PUI around here without ice? The one tray left is only about halfway made. I guess I could crush it, keep the ice water for later and use that bit of ice...

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. I drink warm beer when I PUI...

because I'm too damn lazy to walk down to the fridge.

[kentauros]

2. I'm out of beer.

Been out all week, thanks to shopping for groceries after the cut-off time for beer sales :(

So, I had pizza and a 2-ltr of coke delivered only I didn't start my ice trays sooner this afternoon :P

Now I'm running low on rum, too...

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. What is the cut-off time?

[kentauros]

4. During the week, it's midnight.

On the weekends, it's 1 am. Don't know why the difference when the bars all close at the same time throughout the week.

As I'm a night-owl, I tend to shop while they guys are restocking, i.e., 1 to 3 am ;)

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. Can to run to a neighbor's and get some ice?

[kentauros]

6. I only know one of my neighbors well enough to do that,

and he owes me money. Not only that, I think he'd try to talk me into taking more vicodin or percocet, and I don't want that kind of loopiness

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. OK...all I got then is this....

Run to the store and get a bag of ice?

[kentauros]

8. I'm too drunk to drive right now.

Oh! You want me to actually run to the store? Okay, I'll be right back.

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. DON'T DO IT!

Too many drunks on the road...you might get hit.

[kentauros]

10. Okay, I'll just use half-ice.

Good thing I don't have any ice-9 :D

[kentauros]

11. Okay, the one icetray is about 96% ice.

So, that's good enough for me :D